This page is a page for jokes and all kinds of funny things. If you have any Jokes you would like to share sen them to me at my e-mail adress below, and i'll add them to this page if there worthy!!
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*********************What happened to the irishman who tried to iron his trousers?? He burnt his legs!!.................What happened to the irish man who tried to clean his curtains??? He fell out the window!!......................................Whats the differnece between pink and purple???? Your grip!!..........................2) What do you call a prostitute with no legs??? A cash and carry!!!.....................3) ..What do you do when the washing machine breaks down??? Slap the bitch!!.............................4) ..What do you call a chinese paedophile???? Pokum-yung!!!!..........................*********************************
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Ok.. there were 2 guys. They went golfing one day. As they were golfing, both guys hit their balls off the green. The one guy went to get his ball that had landed in the buttercups. Just as he picked up the ball, an angel came down.
"look what you've done to these buttercups. as a punishment, you can never have butter again" and disappeared. The guy went back to his friend and told him what happened. The guy said, "oh ya! The same thing happened to me, except I hit my ball in the pussy willows!!!!"
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Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey -- Nice bike! Where did you get it?"
"Well," replied the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rode up on this bike. She jumped off, took off all of her clothes, and said, 'You can have ANYTHING you want!!'"
"Good choice," said the first, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."
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How do you know if you are staying in a second rate hotel?
If you call the desk clerk to report that "you gotta leak in your sink",
and he replys by telling you that it's okay but rinse it out when you're done
8) One day there were three ants, and they set out for their own seperate journeys in a house. One ant went to the oven, the second went to the freezer,and the third went to the toilet. Later they met again,and discussed thier journeys: The first ant said "My journey was hot!" The second ant said "My journey was cold!" The third ant said "My journey was cool.........until I almost drowned. But then a stroke of luck hit, from out of nowhere came this big brown log........."
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