come into my parlour said the spider to the fly
squash me down in a box, they've come to take me away ha ha, my name is princess jess, i am 18, i go to art school, i used to work at hoyts, i don't have a car, i fare evade, i have been fined fifty bucks for it, i am going off on a tangent. i live in lindfield, i am a good little north shore girl. (p.s. north shore = sydney australia.) i smoke weed and b&h extra milds (when only the best will do, just like me.) i like mt franklin water and avocado and cheese sandwiches. i like blue curacao and chinese food. i have a dog called brownie who is white, and who is also six years old. i have had a bolt through my lip since january. i like to throw things, especially bricks, and i like to watch beautiful things. i analyse everything and everyone and i think i'm rather elizabeth bennet-ish. i'm not arrogant although i make myself out to be to give myself confidence, of which i have very little. i like to sleep until at least midday and i like to stay awake till as late as possible. my favourite medications are zoloft and the pill. i have three friends called jarratt, karez and tanya. i avoid pap smears.
sometimes i feel like i'm going insane, like nothing matters, everything is pointless. you know it's true. that's why it's so goddamn scary. i feel like running away and hiding all the time. maybe i'll go and live in a hospital where i'll have no responsibilites.
The Pot God
his name is jarratt, i live at his house most of the time and eat his food, watch his tv and piss off his mum. he is my baby, i love him very much.
The Pot Fairy
her name is karez, she is a hippy bohemian from the central coast and wears clothes even i wouldn't wear. no offence kaz. she is the spliff smoking, skirt-over-pants fairy queen.
The Pot W(B)itch
her name is tanya, everyone knows the w is really a b except for her. a bit of a kaz copycat but has her own less-than-savoury personality. let's just say she's up to little black book number 342 and her theme song is that "absolutely everybody" song.
look, the kitties are getting married. just as GOD DEMANDS!
my brother's odd, but somehow alluring site.
i would quite like an "icon", evan.
you will not get a prize if you are number 1000, it will not happen
a dead site which once belonged to jarratt. i still go there sometimes.
astroboy was way cooler than this guy. or the fraggles! remember the fraggles??
