Big Swinging Dick congratulates the U.S Women's National Soccer team on recapturing the World Cup. Way to go, babes!
I want to party with each and every one of you (even you, Michelle, after you take off the icepack and unplug the IV) after I go running naked with Bri.
Briana Scurry blocks the third Chinese penalty kick in overtime. When she helped the U.S. win the gold in the 1996 Olympics, she ran naked through the streets (AP Photo). Minutes later, Brandi Chastain knocks home the Cup winner to give the U.S a 5-4 penalty kick victory (AP Photo).
Brandi whips off her jersey in celebration (AP Photo).
FIFA President Sepp Blatter gets to leer at our victorious chicks as they hoist the trophy (Reuters Photo).

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