All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which, over nine
 months, develop into a complete  female baby.  The problem occurs whencells are instructed by the little  chromosomes
to make a male baby  instead.  Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cells necessary to  develop
a male's reproductive organs  have to come from cells already assigned elsewhere in the female.  Recent  tests
have shown that these cells  are removed from the communications center of the brain, migrate lower in  the body
and develop into male  sexual organs.
 If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a full deck of cards,  this means that males are born a few 
cards short, so to speak.  And some of their cards are in their shorts.  This difference between the male and 
female brain manifests itself in various ways.
 Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to read. Little  boys, however, will tend to do  things
like placing a bucket over their heads and running into walls.  Little girls will think about doing  things before
taking any action.  Little boys will just punch or kick  something and will look surprised if
 someone asks them why they just punched their little brother who was half
asleep and looking the other way.  This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty, when the  hormones
kick into action and the  trouble really begins.
 
After puberty, not only the size of the male and female brains differ, but  the center of thought also differs.
 Women think with their heads.  Male thoughts often originate lower in  their bodies where their ex-brain cells
 reside.
 Of course, the size of this problem varies from man to man.  In some men
 only a small number of brain cells  migrate and they are left with nearly full mental capacity but they tend 
to be rather dull, sexually speaking.
 Such men are known in medical terms as "Republicans."
 Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation.  These men are medically
 referred to as "Democrats."
A small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to their groins.
 These men are usually referred to as....."Mr. President."
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