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Malice's News

Last Updated: Monday, June 14, 1999.

I'm always looking for cool stuff for this page. If you have any Java games, pics, MIDIs that YOU composed, or a link, tell me! My e-mail address is at the bottom of the page.

South Park sucks. I knew that a few months ago, but I've been getting AltaVista hits because of the content. I'm going to be taking the South Park stuff gradually down and people can put their banners on this site in exchange for my banner on their site.

Holy sh*t! I haven't updated this in a long time! Not since, like, April! What the f*ck is up with that? Well, anyways, a lot of crap has been going on in my life. Ummm...well, not that much, really. I got in trouble at school and I couldn't go on the Internet until school was out. But now school's out, and I'm going to be spending all but 2 and 1/2 weeks of the summer working on the damn page! Yeah!

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My band, Orville Redenbacher, has a website! Not much crap is up yet, but for future reference, go to this website if you want to be bored with retarded music like "I'm Going to Kick Myself in the Balls," "The Vladimir Song Parts 1, 2, and 3," and "The Coconut Tree"!!!!!

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If you say something to me that I don't like, I'll flame you!

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Thank you for visiting my website. I have some _more_ Java stuff to put up, and I will soon!

These dudes literally run the SouthBeach/Surf2116 directory! If you don't go faster, I'll have to fire my "Bang!" gun at you!

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