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Topic: What's Up with You Canadians?
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Hello there ! As I had promised before I have just finished the second
instalment of my Q & A portion. Well as you know I am currently residing in Canada.
Today's discussion talks about the the different experiences that I had encountered in
this very multicultural city. After reading this section I hope you will experience the
TRUE Canada.
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Dear
John,
What outstanding qualities does a Canadian posses that other nationalities don't
have?
Sincerely,
Roberto Castaneda,
in San Jose, Costa Rica. |
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Dear
Roberto,
There are lots of outstanding qualities that a Canadian posses . To better
understand my point here's my experience that can help you understand my point.
A French guy, a Canadian guy and a Cuban guy are standing on a cliff.
The French guy throws a case of fine wine off the cliff. ''Why did you do that?''asked the
other men. ''We have plenty of fine wine in France,'' said the man. Next, the Cuban guy
throws a box of fine cigars off the cliff. ''Why did you do that?'' asked the other men.
''We have plenty of cigars in Cuba,'' said the Cuban man. Finally, the American man pickes
up the Cuban man and throw' him off the cliff. ''What did you do that for?'' asked the
French man. ''We have plenty of Cubans in Canada,'' answered the Canadian man.
The Moral of the story is that Canada is a multicultural country.
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Dear John,
What are your personal insights about Canada?
Sincerely,
Marina Zhitlov |
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In Canada we have two
Seasons...six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobiling.
The College was asked by Statistics Canada to provide some employment
information, including, "How many people do you employ, broken down by sex?" The
person filling in the form entered this comment: "Not many; most of our staff is
broken down by booze."
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If a Canadian man is
standing in the middle of nowhere speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he
still wrong?
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There are three kinds of people
in Canada; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
Which of the three are you?
Canadians always say, "I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry
about the other 3%?" |
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