It is an advantage to have a hairy man at your disposal;
don't you think that chest hair makes a good rug?

Of course,
if you wear heels, it is essential to have them cleaned;
there is no better heel cleaning device than a male mouth;
you have my word for it.

If you prefer the comfort of sports shoes,
you can also be satisfied;
saliva takes good care of leather,
and shines synthetic leather;
make your shoes look new!


Also, boots are made to shine like new with enough saliva,
and long and dedicated use of the tongue:


Of course,
a real lady should be particular about her shoes,
it pays to make sure they are cleaned properly

Human-pets can be very useful too



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