DEAR ABBY:

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged
gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties.  These
two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into their
apartment or come out.  Do you think they could be Lebanese?   -- CURIOUS

Dear Abby,
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this
baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for
two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share
half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted
him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen
again.

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo.  Why would a boy who was raised in a
good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world.  I've seen it.  Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every
week for two-and-a-half years.  He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one
night he came home sober.

Dear Abby,
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift?  I
tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't and he finally did it.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her
mental pause.

Dear Abby,
Then you told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in  sex to
send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest  in sex years ago
and he is a doctor.

Dear Abby,
My boyfriend is going to be twenty years old next month.  I'd like to give
him something nice for his birthday.  What do you think he'd like?    --
Carol

Dear Carol,    Never mind what he'd like. Give him a tie.

Dear Abby,
Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife had a ten-pound
baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me,  can a baby this big
be that early?  ---- Wondering

Dear Wondering,    The baby was on time, the wedding was late.  Forget it.

Dear Abby,
I know boys will be boys, but my 'boy' is seventy-three and he's still
chasing women.  Any suggestions?  ---- Annie

Dear Annie,    Don't worry. My dog has been chasing cars for years, but if
he  ever caught one, he wouldn't know what to do with it.

Dear Abby,
I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I  can't afford
to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions? ---- Sam

Dear Sam,    Yes.  Run for public office.

Dear Abby,
What inspires you most to write?  ---- Ted

Dear Ted,   The Bureau of Internal Revenue.

Dear Abby,
I am forty-four years old and I would like to meet a man my age with no bad
habits.  ---- Rose

Dear Rose,  So would I.

Dear Abby,
What's the difference between a wife and a mistress? Bess

Dear Bess,  Night and day.

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