The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit
Russia, and was entertained by his opposite number,the
Russian ambassador.  For three days, the African
ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated
to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer.

On the final day of his visit, the Russian
ambassador said "As your stay is coming to an end, it is time for
you to play our traditional game, Russian roulette.  One
of the six chambers of this gun is loaded - you spin the
cylinder, point the gun at your head, and pull the trigger."

This phased the African slightly, but he was a
proud man of a warrior people, and to show fear would be
unthinkable.  Both men took their guns, spun, and
pulled the triggers.

click click

Both chambers were empty, and both ambassadors
breathed a sigh of relief.

The African ambassador was much impressed with the
couragous game, and thought hard about the subject
before the Russian Ambassador was due to visit his
country the next year.

When the visit came, the African ambassador treated the Russian with all hospitality, until the final dayof his stay. Leading him to a private room in the palace, the African ambassador spoke "Now it is time for you to sample our game, African roulette".  So saying, he led the Russian into the room, the only occupants of which were six beautiful, naked women.

The African ambassador said "These women are the
most beautiful members of one of our tribes.  Any one
of them will give you a blowjob - take your pick".

The Russian was not entirely averse to this idea, but
he couldn't see the connection with Russian Roulette.
He said "Well, ok, great, but where's the roulette part?
Where's the danger?"

With a big grin on his face, the African ambassador answered:

"One of them's a cannibal"

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