Two rednecks were seated at the end of a bar when a young lady seated
a few stools up began to choke on a piece of hamburger. She was
turning blue and obviously in serious respiratory distress.

One said to the other, "That there gal is having a bad time !"

The other agreed and said, "Think we should go help ?"

"You bet," said the first and with that he ran over and said, "Can
you breathe?"

She shook her head, no.

He said, "Can you speak?"

She again shook her head, no.

With that he pulled up her skirt and licked her on the butt! She was
so shocked she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe with
great relief. Back to his friend he said, "Funny how that hind lick
maneuver always works."

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