Guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks
"how long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber look around the shop and says "about 2
hours". The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in
the door and asks "how long before I can get a haircut?

The barber looks around at shop full of customers
and says "about 2 hours". The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the
shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says "about
an hour and a half". The guy leaves.

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and
says "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes".

In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"

Bill looked up and said "to your house."


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