A cop on horseback is at a traffic light, and next to
him is a kid on his bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice
bike you got there. Santa bring that to you?" The kid
says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Tell Santa next year to
put a taillight on that bike." The kid says, "Nice
horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The
cop says, "Yeah." The kid says, "Well, tell Santa next
year to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of
on top."

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