A young couple, just married were in their honeymoon suite
on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband
who was a big burly man tossed his pants to his bride and said,
"Here, put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her
body. "I can't wear your pants, "she said.

"That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget
it. I'm the one who wears the pants in this family."

With that she flipped him her panties and said' "Try these
on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far
as his kneecaps.

"Hell," he said. "I can't get into your panties!"

She replied, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to
be until your attitude changes!



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