A long time ago... In land far far away... A child was born.

This new child was a bouncing baby boy full of life and ambition. Little did anyone know that this new bundle of joy would become America's most famous super hero.

As the boy grew, things changed. He dawned glasses, a scrawny frame, and aquired the status of "nerd." He attended school and became well educated. As time passed, however, his station in life went through many changes. He grew from nerd, to Urkle, to nerd gone bad, to band-tard, and finally senior. This senior status was acheived by making it to his senior year in high school. But, like all the other names given to him, this was just a passing phase.

Having graduated from high school, the boy moved on to college in St. Louis where he would move into his most enjoyable stage: biiiig dork. Being a dork came the job of also being a big loser on campus. He acheived this by majoring in audio production with no hope of finding a job after college other than working at the mall.

The boy soon grew tired of being a dork and wanted a change. This is where he would have to make a difficult decision in his life. He liked his life as a big loser, but wanted more. He wanted to be known as more than a dork. He wanted to be popular. He wanted fame. He wanted chicks!

So one day while watching the Heavy Duty Dubbas, the idea came to him. It was a Superman episode. He saw how all the people loved Superman whenever he came around. He saw how Lois Lane went gaa gaa over a mild mannered Clark Kend in spandex! That's it! He decided that he needed to become a super hero!

So that nerdish brain of his went to work. What kind of super hero to be? He looked around his room to see what he had for costume ideas. The first thing he found was a pair of underwear. Well, why not! He stepped into the underwear and felt an electric tingeling throughout his body. This was it! It was a sign! He would become the world's most famous super hero...

And so it came to pass, Underwear Boy was born. He got everything that he wanted: beer, women, attention, and recognition when walking down the hall! He liked the way people pointed at him and talked about him as he strutted down the hall in his green tights, black cape, green mask, and underwear on the outside stuffed to the max!