Hey! 'Sup. Well, guess what?! We've shocked Myrtle Beach once again, and now we've got some new stories to tell. So, if you liked last year's page...you'll probably like this year's too!
(Note: We were too lazy to finish this page, but here it is in all it's unfinishedness. The Myrtle 2000 page will be finished.)

Our Experience in Hickville Hell
Ever wonder where Cletus from "The Simpsons" came from? We think we've found where. It's a little town in North Carolina called Mount Airy. Read all about the wacky things we encountered in farmer country.

Myrtle Hotties
"Hey baby, I like your socks!" This phrase was heard throughout the vacation as an all-purpose pick-up line. Of course, the guys we were hitting on never actually heard it. Click here to read about all the hot guys we encountered, and even see pictures of a few!

Funniest Myrtle Moments
Here, you'll find a comprehensive list of the amusing (and sometimes embarassing) things that happened over the trip.