Created by Erin

Ooooh! Songs!

Ahh...Heroin Man himself. Erin's celebrity is Robert Downey Jr. Erin wrote a nice little song about Robert. It'll make you cry. Or wet your pants.

"ROBERT DOWNEY, JR."

What's with these inmates harassing my boy? 
Who would assume he was gay?
What did he ever do to imply
That he would put out that way? 
Whoo-hoo, and you know he's straight. 
Whoo-hoo, and you know he's mine. 
Whoo-hoo, and he's on cocaine too! 
Whoa-wee-oo, I see Robert Downey, Jr.
Whoa-oh, what I want to see is more. 
I don't care what his urine tests say anyway, 
I don't care about that. 
He has much to fear when there's a cop near. 
I know that he needs help. 
Heroin's twisted, morphine is cruel, I'll be his guardian. 
Whoo-hoo, and he has addictions, 
Whoo-hoo, and you know they're strong. 
Whoo-hoo, and so he's in rehab. 
Whoa-wee-oo, give me Robert Downey Jr. 
Whoa-oh, then you must give me some more. 
I don't care about breathalizers, anyway. 
I don't care about that. 
I don't care about that. 
Slam, bang, close the cell door, now you gotta be a bad man's whore. 
Oh, no, what do we do? 
I'm just waiting 'til they spring you. 
Drugs must be so hard to kick and withdrawal makes you so sick. 
Busting outta jail windows, it is not for you. 
They catch you one more time, you'll be feeling blue. 
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 
And he's my lover, too.
Whoo-wee-oo, I want Robert Downey, Jr. 
Whoa-oh, and I'm wanting more and more. 
I don't care about blood samples, anyway. 
I don't care about that.
I don’t care about that.
I don’t care about that.
I don’t care about that.

And now we have another song, written by Ben!  It's called "Downey's
Prison Term" to the theme song of "Animaniacs."

Here's the song!  Sing along!

It’s time for Downey’s prison term!
In court, did you see him squirm?
He was doing heroin,
and they caught him yet again.
It’s Downey’s prison term!

Shooting up is bad for you,
it’ll really mess you up.
Downey doesn’t care, hell, he’ll snort crack by the cup!
They put him in the clink, whenever he is caught,
but he makes a flick, it’s pretty sick, and then it’s all for naught!

It’s Downey’s prison term!
It’s his third, when will he learn?
Methadone is his best friend.
He’ll take it to the end.
It’s Downey’s prison term!

Meet crack pipe and syringe, Downey always has them near.
He’ll use them even though they work about as well as Mir.
Downey chases dealers
Who really are police.
He goes to jail.
He pays the bail.
Why bother to convict?

It’s Downey’s prison term!
For heroin, he yearns.
But it’s Tommy Lee he earns!
There’s marijuana being burned!
Downey’s in the joint!
You’d think he’d get the point!

Erin’s gone insoint!

Downey’s prison term!

Ha ha ha ha! HA!

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