“Jeri” to the tune of “Windy.”Here's the song! Sing along! Who is the sexiest woman ever? Who’s never dyed her hair platinum? Who has a film career ahead of her? Everyone knows it’s Jeri! Who is the sexiest woman ever? Who has the most talent in the world? Who is Star Trek’s magazine cover queen? Everyone knows it’s Jeri! Who is the sexiest woman ever? Who is unfortunately attached? Who should be the next Miss America? Everyone knows it’s Jeri! And Jeri has gorgeous eyes That will look deep into mine. And Jeri’s ratings just fly On UPN. (on UPN) On UPN. (on UPN) Who is the sexiest woman ever? Who should make a movie real soon? Who was the smartest one on Jeopardy? Everyone knows it’s Jeri! And Jeri has gorgeous eyes That will look deep into mine. And Jeri saved Voyager From destruction (new seasons!) From destruction (new seasons!) Who is the sexiest woman ever? Who’s never dyed her platinum? Who has all the Trekkies going crazy? Everyone knows it’s Jeri! Who is the sexiest woman ever? Who has a film career ahead of her? Who is Star Trek’s magazine cover queen? Everyone knows it’s Jeri! Everyone knows it’s Jeri!
And here's another song written by Ben. It's called "Jeri Ryan" to the tune of "Time Warp" from the Rocky Horror Picture Show!Here's the song! Sing along! Ben: She’s astounding; My heart’s beating; Her looks take their toll, I’ll watch her closely... Erin: I know about those implants! Ben: It’s hard to keep control. I will always love Jeri Ryan. Watching those moments when her beauty would hit me Ben: And her voice would be calling...Voyager Crew: Let’s watch Jeri again! Let’s watch Jeri again! Elena: It’s just a look to the left. All: And then a stare to the right. Ben: With a lick of your lips. All: You see that suit’s real tight! But it’s her great figure That really drives us insane. Let’s watch Jeri again! Let’s watch Jeri again! Erin: Robert’s so dreamy, oh fantasy free me. So he won’t shoot up, no, not at all In another dimension He’s not in legal detention. But it’s a dream, I see now. Ben: She’s got my mind in her grip Erin: Those are collagen lips! Ben: And inside, I’ll never be the same Erin: I don’t think she can act well. Ben: Does heroin ring a bell? All: Let’s watch Jeri again! Let’s watch Jeri again! Ben: Well I was watching the TV, and I was really bored. Then I saw a woman who really struck a chord She perked my day up, she took me by surprise. She has a great body, and the coolest eyes. She stared through the screen, Jeri Ryan! Time meant nothing, never would again. All: Let’s watch Jeri again! Let’s watch Jeri again! Elena: It’s just a look to the left. All: And then a stare to the right. Ben: With a lick of your lips, All: You see that suit’s real tight. But it’s her great figure That really drives us insane. Let’s watch Jeri again! Let’s watch Jeri again!
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