About a decade before 'The Feminine Mystique' and national bra-torchings, the following was reason to jump up and down for thanking your lucky stars that you were a girl. Yes, it is very politically incorrect over 35 years later but the laughs it provides are timeless!

The following article originally ran in a magazine for teenagers called 'ingenue' in November, 1961.


BE THANKFUL YOU'RE A GIRL!

There are a hundred and one reasons to give thanks for having been born a female of the species! We've dreamed up a "just-for-fun" list of them and we'll wager that you and your friends can have fun adding to it. So read along with us and give extra thanks that you are one of those ever-so-special, precious and there's nothing like 'em....GIRLS!

You can be thankful you're a girl because: you can cry at the movies (or if your tender feelings get hurt)...look adorable in pink...give in to the giggles...luxuriate in bubble baths ...brush out your long, silky hair-or crop it as close as a boy's! You don't have to carry heavy suitcases... and you're not expected to spend money on dates! Skirts and pants hang in your closet... you may wear a different color every day of the week...sewing and cooking are fundamental for you. And, lucky you, you can watch instead of play football!

You smell good...no one expects you to have a sense of direction...you can wear jewelry...blushes become you...you don't have to be either an athlete or a brain! Make the most of batting your eyes, and change your mind as often as you like...even be a little bit fickle and you'll find that you get away with it! High heels give you a lift...and so does a smile from your beau. You'll never have to shave every day-or get a haircut every three weeks!

You feel no shame in admitting your ignorance... and your make-up can cover a multitude of faults...slumber parties were invented just for you...you have a best friend to whisper your secrets to...you can have a ball in the kitchen-and then hear the gang ask for seconds...your room is blue, or pink, or chartreuse-but it reflects the real you...No one minds if you're illogical (or even scatterbrained once in a while)...

you can be a "type"-or change your type when you've a mind to...the dance floor is your idea of heaven...and there will always be a boy who says you're his idea of heaven...Your daddy calls you his "best girl" (and so does Grandpa)...you have a treasure-trove in your cosmetic kit...and can daydream while you do your nails...games are fun for you-not a life-or-death contest...you can curl up with a sentimental novel on a rainy day...or spend a whole afternoon trying out fabulous new hairstyles...

Okay, you can take it from there with the fun ideas, but don't forget the more serious side. It's heaven to be a girl because, someday, you'll really fall in love with the most wonderful boy in the world...make that thrilling walk down the aisle and, best of all, you'll know the joys of being a wife and mother. So let's all give thanks!



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