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- The UNDISPUTED Most Evil Man in CSlam/Wrassle [dot] Net
[Last Update - 05 APR 07 - 00.53 GMT]I only updated this to stop Yahoo deleting it. Eat shit, Yahoo.
What the fuck are you doing here? Why on earth would you want to look at a website that hasn't been updated in three years about a pretend character who will never return to that gay lame game? Unless you want to look at Terrorism Pick 'Em, but then all the picks have expired, anyway. Except Vulcan Raven's. Either way, fuck off.
Now you have fucked off, I logged into Wrassle a while back under the cunning anagrammatical name of 'Mister Poo' to see what it's like now, and my God. How do you make a website worse on every level than it was five years ago? And I don't just mean because it's full of retards, it always was. It looks and works like utter shit.
And Chevalier, I beat you three times in BRBs, you lying fat cunt. Not twice. Stick to throwing sticks for that morbidly obese, ugly, Downs Syndrome victim, mongoloid wife of yours.
Oh yeah, many of the below links are now dead. Like I could give a fuck. But if anyone has any of the NS stuff saved, send it me. If I want you to know how to contact me, you already do.
Evil vs Evil - Prototype vs Dr Abortion
This is the awesome 5 event match at Wrasslepalooza between me and Dr A to determine who the evillest motherfucker really is.
Bar Room Brawl - August 2003
'excellent' (Greenhell), 'fucking awesome' (Stan Daniels), 'Proto rules' (Madmax), 'great' (Holy Evil), 'wow' (Icehawg), 'I didn't think a rewrite could surprise me any more' (Whitelight), 'coolest thing ever' (Necropus), 'holy fucking shit ... the only twist I've ever cared about' (Nakedman)UCE BRB Qualifier
This is the qualifying match for the November 2003 BRB. In it, I defeat Chevalier (for a THIRD time), Highland Terror and Austin Hardy.Bar Room Brawl November 2003 - Round 1
I didn't need to have made this match so awesome, thanks to the two dickheads I was up against noshowing. Fucking retarded regional cunts. They should all die of AIDS and rot. Queers.Bar Room Brawl November 2003 - Round 2
This is me against Curse of the Mummy. The mummy is a great character. I thought it would be a close match, and it was. But I won.Bar Room Brawl November 2003 - Final
This is Proto versus Necropus. This lost, because Davros is a retard, and because his 'mystery judges' are just two of his AoD buddies, who are equally stupid. The AoD is a stupid stable. Necropus's match was pretty good, but it was also just a short story that happened to have two guys called 'Necropus' and 'Prototype' in it. They could have been called 'Kevin' and 'Frank', for all the relevance they had everything that had gone before. I'm all for fucking around with that characters and that sort of thing, but you'd think Stormy and Bubba (ooops ... I named the judges) would have pulled him up on it. Maybe one of them did, but the other didn't, and then Davros blundered in and gave Necro the win just so I didn't win two in a row. Cock.
Cage of Rage III - Round 1 : Prototype vs Vismajor
In this match I beat the crap out of Vismajor. I remember he got all pissy afterwards and claimed he never heard about the match, or that he was even entered in it. Who cares. I won.Cage of Rage III - Round 2 : Prototype vs Chevalier
This match is the shit. In it, I so totally destroy Chevalier that it isn't even funny (well, yes it is). He whined about this result for a long time, and still does. Chevalier is a faggot. I read his rewrite, and it sucked cock almost as much as he does, the fat bitch.Cage of Rage III - The Final : Prototype vs Catwoman
In the final ever Final of the Cage of Rage (ie, the last ever match), I was up against Catwoman (aka Lancepink). I didn't think my rewrite was quite as good as the first two, but it was enough to win. Although Catty's was funny as fuck, and can be found on the COR memorial site. So I won the Cage of Rage. Huzzah!BRB 12 - Round 1 : Prototype vs Whitelight
Whitey is cool, and all, but he was out of his depth against my rewritey masterfulness. Check out the fly fade effect, too. Evolver gave me the code for that. It was about a month before this match when Proto started to become really, truly evil, and got the official title of "Most Evil Man in CSlam". Dr Abortion might claim he's more evil than me, but he's a lying cuntrag.BRB 12 - Round 2 : Prototype vs Holy Evil
I got fucking screwed here. Holy Evil stole the plot from Army of Darkness, and also ripped off half my ideas from my first round match, and somehow got the win. That was gay. I fucking OWNED that match. His homo lame crappy shit rewrite is on Dr A's site somewhere. You can see how much better mine is.Cage of Rage II : Prototype vs Luciffer
I only found this last week, on an old disc. I can see why I lost this one - it was the first time I'd ever done a rewrite match, and it sucks ass. But it's here for you to see how NOT to do a rewrite. Annoyingly, the match this lost to is still missing, but I remember it was really annoying, cause Lucifer put a '†' instead of a 't' every time. Xtasy - sorry, X†asy - were the gayest stable ever. Even gayer than the Covenant.Some match between Prototype and Brutal
This is just before Brutal joined NS, and took place in the Church of Ebola, which was round the back of the CCW Arena.Some weird iMWA match
I tried commishing once in CSlam, and in the folder where I'd saved all that stuff, I found this match. I don't remember it at all, but Wingnut is in it. I promoted him, y'know. If it wasn't for me, he'd be NOTHING.Evil vs Evil - Prototype vs Dr Abortion
This is my entry for the rewrite against Dr A in the Evil / Evil match at Wrasslepalooza. I won, making me (as always), officially the Most Evil Man In Wrassle [dot] Net.Evil vs Evil - Dr Abortion vs Prototype
This is Dr A's entry in the same match. It's really funny. But still lost. Har har har har.BRB August 2002 - Round 1: Darcy vs Lyonell and Palaka
Von is a member of Cabal. This is Darcy's - who is also in Cabal - 1st round entry in the BRB.BRB August 2002 - Round 2: Darcy vs John Doe
This is the second round match. The third round match sucked, and so will not be on here.Stable Wars September 2002 - Round 1: Ileya vs Havoc, GarrenceS and Confusion
This is Cabal representative Ileya's first round match in the Stable Wars rewrite competition.Stable Wars September 2002 - Round 2: Ileya vs Dark Knight, Kurt Slasher and Hooligan
And this is her second round match. This match rules.Stable Wars September 2002 - Round 2: Ileya vs Metal and Stormfire
I only just remembered to put the final on here. A full YEAR after the first two links went up. Sorry, Sheepy. It's there now.Von vs Johnny XS - Rock, Scissors, Paper
Best ... match ... EVER!
Prototype's 'Awesome Like Thunder' entrance video
This is one pimping video, especially considering it was made with Swish. Highland Terror knows his shiznit. It's a big file (nearly 900k), so be prepared to wait, unless you're one of those broadband-using queers. I hate you.Prototype's Good entrance video
Yes, Prototype was once briefly a good guy. But it was all a swerve, of course! He gave out lots of lollipops ... then revealed eating them gave you syphilis! Hahahaha. I am great.Proto's Super-swerve Good to Evil entrance video
Brutal made this one, as well as the one above. He made it because he lost a bet when we played Literati. He'd already had to admit he was my bitch. But this video is the shiznit.Prototype's Evil entrance video
This is the first video I didn't make for Prototype myself. Jebediah made it. It's fucking cool.Prototype's entrance video 2
I've made a lot of entrance videos for Proto, and none of them were very good, but this was possibly the worst. Just because it goes to shit at the end, when I totally lost interest. There's a version of this with 'Mr Boombastic' playing instead of 'One Man Army'. But I can't find it.Prototype's entrance video 3
This one is one I used back in CWF, I think. Definitive proof of why I don't make many flash videos.Riot's entrance video
Riot was a pimp. This is the entrance video I made for him in the BRB he won. It's a shame his 3 matches have disappeared off the face of the earth, because they were awesome. I'm gonna email him and see if he still has them. The music is 'Cooler Than Jesus', but I've forgotten who it's by.Alex Asylum's entrance video
This is the video I made for my old buddy Alex Asylum. The music is 'Somebody Somewhere' by Korn. Me and Alex made a wicked cool tag team - we were called 'Bad Meets Evil'. Yeah.Battlestone's entrance video
I made this video for no other reason than Battlestone said he'd pay for me to go Extreme if I made him a video. So I did. The music is 'Superstar' by Saliva. He chose it, not me.Unfinished Jericho video
Jericho never had a video made for him. This was the closest he ever got to one.Guerilla TV teaser video
This is the best teaser video ever, and led to a spate of copycat onces. But this was the best one.Guerilla TV revealed
And this video revealed just who was behind Guerilla TV. It was NS. Nocturnal Supremacy were the best stable ever, period, and the reason I don't join stables any more. There's no point.Raymond unmasks as Vaquerito
This was part of Riot's BRB victory - Vaquerito turned out to be Raymond. And Raymond was also Papaguido. But Vaquerito was in the CWFe, and Papaguido happened to be the CWFe commissioner ... so this revelation caused a LOT of shit. And led to Papaguido getting fired.Von's entrance video
Von is cool. Now, I *did* make this one. Although, I made it before I hit on the entirely original gimmick of Von being cool. When I can be bothered, he'll have his own section on this site. And I'll add a shitload more videos.Von is cool
This video proves it.Geno's video
This is a (pretty bad) video I made for Geno.Mr Spite video
The wrasslenews.net site sucks balls, so I won't link to it, but they do host the Mr Spite video, which is great, and will make you go insane. I guarantee it.
Prototype's bio
This is the bio Proto HAD posted on wrassle.net.Von's bio
This is the biography of Von, who is cool.Declaration of Static
I stole this just so if wrassle ever blows up, I can still see Static's bio which cracks me up. Best bio ever.Old Prototype bio
I found this on the old Suicide Squad web page. This is an old bio of Proto's career up until January 2001, when he went to the CCWe. It's bizarrely in depth. For some reason, Raymond and Yell's bios are on there, too. But no one elses.Big directory of images
This is a big directory of images I've made. Like it says.Big directory of Robert Yell stuff
Robert Yell was my reporter. I've lost about 90% of the stuff I ever did with him, but here's a bit of it, dumped in a directory, in no order, and completely still in word format, txt format, whatever. You can find some other shit here and here
Wrassle [dot] net
Now Cyberslam has closed down, this is where anyone who likes online wrestling role-playing and trash-talking hangs out. It's not as good as CSlam in some ways, but in some ways it's better. I'm not sure how, but I was actually a Player Rep once. The forums are pretty good, too.Indy Wrassle [dot] net
More wrassle style feds, but these don't have the FASCISTS telling them they can't say "shit" or "gay". The only worthwhile fed there is FEDX. Go sign up and tell em Proto sent you. Avoid Diggzy Brown, who is a whiny cunt.Ring Wars
Another efed. Kind of similar to CSlam, in that it's really minimal, but not like CSlam in that it isn't run by an idiot. Also (sadly) not like CSlam in that it has a really crappy talent level. Too bad. Only (even vaguely) worthwhile alternative to wrassle though.Structured Faith
I'm not sure if I'm allowed to say who made the site, so I won't. It's just an uncensored wrassle fan site. It's different, which is always good. Could probably use some more content."Cyberslam"
This is Nakedman's fake version of CSlam. It has more links hidden away on it to old CSlam and wrassle stuff than anything. It is truly fucking awesome. And it looks like CSlam! Go there now. Alvarado rules.Cage of Rage : In Memoriam
This is my COR website. Alexander Cage used to run this thing - it was the premiere rewrite-only event for CSlammers. It was hosted on Cyberslam webspace, and so is kinda AWOL now. Fortunately, I'd saved all the matches, and so here they are. Don't email the address on the front page of that site, because it's dead. Email me here instead.Abortion Central (www.evolveriscool.com)
Dr Abortion's site. It has a ton of links, and funny shit. Dr Abortion is cool, although less evil than Proto. Any links he has, I pretty much won't bother with, because you can go there and find them. The link to Chico's flash page is good.Lynx - Impressive the Impressive
I don't know what the fuck 'Impressive the Impressive' means, but he linked to my site, so here's a link to his. I like his EASY Life character better, but what do I know?.Whitelight
Whitelight's webpage. Gay poetry and some rewrites.El Chico's Movies Page
Jeb ... I mean, El Chico, made some kickass movies. They are all on this site.Pestilence's Movies Page
Pestilence also made lots of movies. And here they are, as well as links to some other good CSlammy/wrassley sites.CNN - Cyberslam News Network
This had some good interviews on it, and stuff. From back in the day, homes.CSPN 2000
Best news site ever. Wrassle has never had anything this good, and a lot of the stuff on here is still a good read.Some of Guerilla Television
This is just a page with some of the writings the Guerilla TV site had. All my stuff, and some by Raymond, Tristam, Alucard, Terragon and Fleshbasher. I really should have saved the whole thing,though. Fuck. Ah well ... Nocturnal Supremacy - best stable ever.The Legendary Board of Doom
This is the message board where everyone good who used to play CSlam still posts all sorts of stupid shit about all sorts of stupid crap. The domain name has now returned, which rules. LegendaryBoD.com is the new URL, ever since Diggzy 'dick' Brown decided to be an ignorant slutcunt. Geno and I run the board, but Geno doesn't do anything.Wrassle [dot] Net Forums
Not as good as the BoD, of course. Mainly because they say you can't swear. Totally emasculated since they got rid of the chat section, now it's really boring. And policed by fascists.Fat's Board of Bitch
Again, it's no BoD, but a lot of wrassle people use this as their OOC board, whereas the BoD is for CSlam refugees.Structured Faith
A non-policed board for wrassle people; it's the same style as the official wrassle forums but you can actually say what you like, which is nice. Also has room for stables to have their own forums.CEW OOC Board
This is the main board Ring Wars people use. Not much fun.XXX OOC Board
Another Ring Wars board. I think it would have more trade if it didn't call people 'Ringers', which sounds really gay.
proto@nme.com
Yes, that used to be my email.
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