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2003 Parade Of Champions

The Picks Championship

It's her turn again.

The SJS College Football Extravaganza's Picks Contest has become somewhat predictable. One just needs to know if it is an odd or even year. Consider the past 5 picks contests: 1999 (Kelly), 2000 (Oz), 2001 (Kelly), 2002 (Oz), 2003 (Kelly). Even as the page's expert panel has grown over our 8 years, the list of winners remains the same! No doubt when Oz opened his 2004 calendar on Christmas Day, he must've been fairly pleased to note that 2004 is an even number.

The elite of the expert panel has shrunk to a very tiny oligarchy, which frustrates not only the rest of us mortals but also has a serious impact on the local economy. The Hall Of Fame Committee hasn't had to purchase a new Hall Of Fame plaque in 4 years.

Kelly has established an amazing track record since her last-place finish in her rookie 1997 campaign. Since 1999, she has finished no worse than fourth overall. Her detractors claim that she simply picks the favorite, but her success is also explained by an extremely strong upset IQ (a panel-leading 61.22% this season). When she goes after an upset, she more often than not gets it right.

Kelly finished the season with a 72.5% picking mark, besting her own personal best 70.6% (2001) by a considerable margin. This percentage is also the highest by a champion since 1997 (boat, 75.0%). This mark was accomplished in a year when we picked 396 games - a record number of games in the page's 8-year run. Further testament to her dominance was that Kelly finished a full 10 games in front of Consensus Curtis, who represents the collective wisdom of the entire expert panel. She finished 12 games ahead of her nearest human rival, Schmookie (estimated; schmookie missed a week of picks so his estimated total was prorated over 396 games). Finally, Kelly's 18-10 bowl mark was only slightly behind the 20-8 mark of Webmaestro, heater14, and Curtis.

Kelly also took home a good deal of other hardware in the traditional SJS Postseason Awards Presentation, as detailed below.

The Ribbons

Kelly took home the SJS Blue Ribbon with an all-time best 287 correct picks. On the flip-side, BioLeftHip took home the SJS Black Ribbon for most incorrect picks by a human expert with 134. In fairness to BioLeftHip, we had an unusual number of drop outs this year; at least he stuck it out until the bitter end.

On The Way Up/On The Way Down

Our Most Improved Expert, for the first time in the history of the award, was a dead tie. The new h man was cited for moving from a tie for 15th last season to 6th place this year. Except for a poor bowl campaign, the new h man was in the hunt for the championship. The new h man traded in his perennial Renegade status for a chance at respectability this year, but in truth, his upset index of .210 remained quite respectable. What was different this year was a stronger upset IQ (near 40%).

Sharing the Most Improved title was schmookie, who finished third overall with a 69.4% picking percentage. This was well ahead of the 65.5%, 12th place picking pace of 2002. All season long, schmookie made Kelly his target, and although in the end he fell short, the Hall Of Fame committee felt like schmookie mostly "called his shot" and deserved recognition for it.

This season's Expert To Watch is Oz. Historically, this award has gone to the expert with the best late-season performance (especially bowl performance), making Webmaestro and especially former champion heater14 strong nominees. But Oz's 19-9 bowl picks were second best on the panel. More importantly, the Hall Of Fame Committee cannot ignore Oz's strong even-year history, making the Wizard the prohibitive favorite for next year's title.

The Fall From Grace Award is awarded to the expert that has the most trouble capitalizing on the previous season's success. This season, the award goes to boat, who picked at a respectable 68.7% clip in 2002 but fell to just 66.3% this year. His fumble-tude was evidenced by his constant switching of nicknames (b. vegas, b. sidious, b jackanape), his questioning his own picks strategy, and his failure to submit picks several weeks this season (given that he was third in career picks going into 2003). Yes, boat's fall has been a hard one. We hope earnestly he reaches deep inside and comes back strong in '04.

This year's Dale Helms Award was granted to the new h man on the strength of his 14-14 bowl mark, worst overall, and a disaster to his quest for his first title. This award is normally granted to a much earlier collapse, but in fact is very reminicent of Dale' Helms's bowl season collapse in 1997 that gave birth to the award in the first place. Helms took it hard, retiring too soon. The new h man, we expect, will come back next year with a vengence.

The Army Cadet Cross was awarded to heater14. The Army Cadet Cross is awarded to a former champion that scares no one. Given heater14's bowl performance this season, it is perhaps far too soon to write him off. The arguments in the Hall Of Fame Committee meetings were intense on this one, and it is rumored that the deciding factor was this: that the Cross might serve as motivation to the 1998 champion. No winner of the Cross has ever challenged for a title since being thus labeled. Perhaps heater14, recipient of the Steady Freddie Award, can buck that gloomy trend.

The Statistical Awards

Very often the most interesting awards on the SJS Picks Contest are those based on sound statistical evidence. Whereas the Expert To Watch, Pulitzer, and other prizes are somewhat subjective and are also somewhat unpredictable, those gleaned from the weekly stats report are objective and can be actively competed for during the season.

This year's Renegade Award was a surprise first-time recipient, dan. Although never conservative, dan's 0.212 upset index was considerably higher than 2002's 0.132. With the new h man picking somewhat more conservatively this season (but let's get some perspective: he still had an index of 0.210), dan was able to bring home his first Renegade certificate.

The flip side to the Renegade is the Freddie Favorite Certificate for the expert who most mirrors Consensus Curtis. This year's "consensus" choice was page champion Kelly. Her upset index was a paltry 0.124. While such a party-line number deserves scorn, it was, at least, the highest upset index to ever win the Freddie Favorite. Furthermore, Kelly's season upset IQ of 61.22% is the best single-season upset picking in history (besting Oz's 2000 mark of 59.09%).

More hardware for Kelly. Here's an expert who usually picked the favorite, but when she picked an upset, she had unparalleled accuracy, and to top it all off, she usually had the score pretty close. That's the Picks Page trifecta! Yes, this year's Send Me To Vegas Award goes (for the first time) to Kelly. Her 43 close scores was 3 better than Kevin and was 1 better than Master O's previous record. (O still deserves recognition; we picked 396 games in 2003 and Master O set his record in just 331 picks.)

The Limb Walker designation goes to the expert who picks the most out on a limb games correctly. An out on a limb pick is one in which no other human expert agrees. This year, no one was close to schmookie, who not only had the most correct OOL picks (5), but also the best OOL percentage (5/7).

The last of these more concrete, statistics-based awards is the POW Award, for the expert who was most competitive throughout the season for the weekly Pick Of The Week. Schmookie and Kelly tied for the award. With just one exact score, schmookie would have one the award outright when added to his 5 OOL picks. But Kelly had 5 combined exact scores and OOL picks to share the award with her arch-rival.

The Other Awards

There remains some more hardware to hand out. First, the coveted Pulitzer Prize was awarded to Kevin for his game-day report from Nittany Mountain. Although a couple of Webmaestro's commentaries received strong consideration (most enthusiastically, "Welcome To The Matrix: Where Computers Run The World"), the Hall Of Fame Committee elected to reward the guest commentary. Kevin's piece was well-written and insightful, and represents the kinds of message board contributions that are highly valued by the committee. Interestingly, the St. John's have a stranglehold on the page's literary award; Kevin's 2 Pulitzers go with 2 for BioLeftHip and Webmaestro's 4.

This season's Loyalty Award goes to Kevin, rather weakly. The Committee honestly couldn't remember if Kevin picked UW too often, but did remember his early season message board post on the Badgers' chances which proved to be too optimistic.

The Misplaced Priorities Award was quite deservingly awarded to boat. Boat joined the expert panel in late 1996 and prior to this season had racked up 1757 career picks, third all time. Missing weeks allowed Kevin to narrow the gap and Kelly to pass boat in career total picks, which was, frankly, surprising to the Hall Of Fame Committee. Pick up your chin!

The Properly Placed Priorities Commendation was again granted to heater14 who always makes a point to get picks in even when he will be out of town. The Hall Of Fame Committee, however, elected to make a sweeping commendation to those experts who stuck with us this season when geocities and later teamwild gave us some problems with receiving picks.

Kelly was awarded her second consecutive Steady Freddie Certificate for showing unfailing good picking performance over more than one season.

The Rookie Of The Year, after some debate, went to Virgin Picker, another midwesterner (future easterner). Virgin neglected to pick the tough games late in the season, but his early season commitment to the expert panel (while other newbies TruBluMich and Vode dropped out), coupled with a not-unimpressive 65.1 percentage, earned him the prize. Virgin: Kelly finished last in her first year. Stick with us!

The Hall Of Fame Committee awarded the Browbeater Of The Year to boat this season. His barbs this year were far more subtle, but important nonetheless. The Committee "got the joke" - his barbs at the message board community ("I'm the top poster right now") and his digs at Kelly (changing his style and name - b. vegas - as part of a collosally subtle browbeat) earned him his first Browbeater since 2001.

Finally, the Hall Of Fame Committee announced a special Meritorious Contributions award to Oz, who offered web space and programming help when the limitations of the geocities form server compromised the integrity of the SJS College Football Extravaganza's Picks Contest. Although the first few weeks on the new server were likewise rocky, Oz hounded his web hosts until the problems were satisfactorily resolved. This sort of "behind the scenes" help is something we rarely call on our experts to provide, and Oz certainly stepped up to the plate. The Committee thanks you.

Next Year

As of this writing, the Hall Of Fame Committee and Webmaestro have agreed to another one-year commitment to the SJS Picks Contest. When asked for comment, Webmaestro merely said "It's all about the picking."

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