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20 Years Ago, Exactly
A wife woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing
from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house. She
heard sobbing from the basement. After turning on the light and
descending the stairs, she found he husband curled up in the corner,
of the basement,... crying like a baby.
"Honey, what's wrong?", she asked, worried about what could hurt him
so much.
"Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant and your father threatened
me to either marry you or to go to jail?"
"Yes, of course," she replied.
"Well, I would have been released from jail this afternoon!"
Get It While You Can
A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a
neighbor was called as a witness.
The defense attorney asked, "Did you ever get
any cocaine or other drugs from the defendant?"
"No sir." answered the man.
"Did you ever get any from his wife?"
"No sir."
"Did you ever get any from his daughters?"
"Uh... excuse me sir," the witness said, "but
we're still talking about drugs here, right?"
Letter Home From School
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very
hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o
if
you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear
from you.
Love,
Your $on.
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Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep
even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of
kNOwledge
is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad
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