Well, we were just sick of all that other crap. So we looked around our rooms and realised we had enough stuff to make our very own EP. Why not, says we, having nothing very better to do.

It is all tascrap-cassette four-track material which was fixed on CoolEdit '96 (how out of date can you be? whatever happened to the digital revolution?). Anyway, it is too late - the damage has been done. This may be the only instalment in a very short story, but you can't blame us for trying...