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The Harrasment of SG-1
by Bryn, Becca, Cara and Kat

Chapter 5
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The entrance to the village was a huge arched gateway. It stood at least 20 feet tall and was made of what appeared to be stone and metal. Around the edges were intricate designs and carvings. Inside the gate was a bustling city, which although simplistic in appearance, had underlying hints of advanced technology.

As SG-1 and SG-13 walked down the main street the natives began to stop and stare at them, which was only fair since SG-1 was staring at them.

"They all look so young," Sam commented.

"Young?" Cara said. "They look our age!"

"Exactly," Daniel said, gazing around in fascination.

"Well they don't seem young to us," Becca said, "and they may not seem young to themselves either."

A young woman, about 17 with long blond hair, hazel eyes and dark glasses, approached them. She looked at them curiously and then spoke in a language that Daniel had never heard before.

"Gribbeetibbings. Whibbo ibbaribbe yibbou?" the girl questioned.
(Greetings. How are you?)

"What did she say?" asked Jack.

"I have no idea," Daniel admitted.

Cara took out a klingon dictionary out of her back pocket and began to contemplate which phrase would best be used as a greeting.

"Cara," asked Becca, "what are you doing?"

"I don't think nook-hegh is going to get us anywhere," replied Bryn.

"Oh well," replied Cara.

SG-1 looked curiously at Cara, wondering what the past exchange had been about.

"Well?" said the impatient Bryn. "Are you going to talk to them?"

"Wait. You know this language?" questioned Daniel.

"Of course I do. I am a linguist, or did I forget to mention that?" chirped Cara, who stepped forward and immediately started conversing with the girl. "Wibbe ibbaribbe fribbom thibbe plibbanibbet ibbearth. Wibbe cibbomibbe ibbin pibbeacibbe," answered Cara.
(We are from the planet Earth. We come in peace.)

Cara turned to Daniel "A bit cliché but I think it will work."

"How do you know that?" Daniel asked amazed.

"It's Ibbi. I learned it in Fifth grade, didn't you?" Cara smiled.

"Hibbo dibbid yibbo gibbet hibberibbe ibband whibbat dibbo yibbou wibbant?" asked the girl.
(How did you get here and what do you want.)

"Wibbe cibbamibbe thribbough thibbe stibbargibbatibbe ibband wibbe sibbeek tibbo cribbeatiibe dibbiplibbomibbatibbic ribbelibbatibbions. Wibbe wibbish tibbo ibbexchibbangibbe tibbechnibbolibbogibbies." Cara gratiously answered.
(We came through the Stargate and we seek to create diplomatic relations. We wish to exchange technologies.)

"What the hell are you saying?" questioned Jack.

"Wibbe ibbarbbe thibbe Dribbakibbonibbians ibband whibbat ibis hibbis pribboblibbem?" asked the Girl.
(We are the Drakonians and what is his problem?)

"Wibbe ibbaribb thibbe Tibbauribbi ibband hibbe ibis jibbust ibbupsibbet bibbecibbausibbe hibbe dibboes nibbot ibbundibberstibband yibbour libbangibbuagibbe," answered Cara.
(We are the Tauri and he is just upset because he doesn't understand your language.)

"Ibbahh" replied the girl, "Wibbe Fibbind thibbat cibbompribbehibbensibbion pribboblibbems ibbaribbe ibba sibbign ibbof ibbold ibbagibbe. Thibbat ibbis whibby wibbe bibbanibbish ibball pibbersibbons ibbovibber thibbe ibbagibbe ibbof twibbentibby-fibbivibbe thribbough thibbe Stibbargibbatibbe tibbo ibbanibbothibber wibborld."
(Ahh. We find that comprehension problems are a sign of old age. That is why we banish all persons over the age of 25 through the Stargate to another world.)

"Mibbakibbes sibbensibbe bibbut ibbits nibbot thibbe sibbystibbem ibbusibbed ibbon mibby wibborld," replied Cara.
(Makes sense but its not the system used on my world.)

"For crying out loud tell me what they are saying." Yelled a very annoyed Jack.

"Wibbe ibbonlibby ibbbusibbe thibbis libbangibbuagibbe ibbas ibba tibbest ibbof ibbintibbellibbigibbencibbbe. Yibbou Hibbavibbe pibbassibbed," said the girl.
(We only use this language as a test of intelligence. You have passed.)

"Thibbank ibbyibbou bibbut wibbould ibbit bibbe pibbossibbiblibbe fibbor ibbyibbou tibbo cibbonvibbersibbe ibbin ibbour libbangibbuagibbe?" asked Cara.
(Thank you but would it be possible for you to converse in our language?)

"If you wish," the girl answered in English.

"Ahem," Jack glanced at Cara impatiently.

"Oh right! The adults are Jack, Daniel, Sam, and Teal'c. My teammates are Becca and Bryn, and I'm Cara." Cara supplied.

"It is… an experience to meet you all," the girl acknowledged. "I am Katrin Halcyon, and this is Darkonia."

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