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The Harrasment of SG-1
by Bryn, Becca, Cara and Kat

Chapter 4
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The next morning everyone dressed and packed up quickly and efficiently. Everyone except Cara, that is. Instead she was busy telling Bryn and Becca every minute detail about the new house she was building for Sims.

"So, I've set up the all the walls and wallpapers set up I think, but I can't decide what windows to put it." Cara explained, holding the supplies she was suppose to be putting in her pack. "I don't want to put the medieval ones in cause I already have a house like that, so I was thinking -"

"Colonel! Are you packed yet?" Jack asked from where he was standing with the rest of SG-1 waiting for Cara.

"Not yet, almost," Cara replied. She put her canteen in the pack, then turned around to Bryn and Becca again. "So I was thinking of putting the retro windows in there even though they don't really go. But I don't know what else to put in there, I don't like any other windows. So I think I will put the retro windows in. And then I'm gonna set up the kids' rooms and give them each a playroom -"

"Colonel!" Jack yelled again.

"What?" Cara asked innocently.

"Pack!"

"I am!"

"Well, hurry the bloody hell up!"

"Mind your language Jack, some of us are minors here you know," Becca reminded him.

Jack threw up his arms in defeat and sat down.

Cara turned back to her friends. She tossed a couple MREs in the pack and resumed her dialogue. "So the parents are going to have this big room with the magic fingers bed and the crystal ball and the chemistry set even though the husband keeps blowing up the chemistry set and it makes a mess. I'm going to put in three robots, cause one just wasn't enough, and -"

Cara was interrupted as Jack stocked over and grabbed her pack for her. "Oh for crying out loud!" he muttered as he started packing for her. Cara just shrugged and kept on talking.

Finally they were ready to go. As they started forward again they realized they had one more problem: Cara had the map.

"Oh now we're in trouble," Becca commented.

"She can get us there right?" Jack asked.

"Doubtful, she's got a warped since of direction." Bryn said.

"Shut up!" Cara retorted. "I command you to follow me!"

"Oh yeah and by the way, bite me." Bryn stuck her tongue out at Cara.

They walked for about an hour before they came to the campfire again.

"Uh, Cara? Haven't we been here before?" Daniel asked.

"Perhaps you should let someone else direct us now," Teal'c advised.

"I gotta go with Teal'c here, Cara," Becca agreed.

"Shut up, I'm the leader!" Cara said as she turned around and promptly walked into a tree.

Bryn and Becca collapsed on the ground in a fit of giggles. SG-1 had a horrible time trying not to burst out laughing. Even Teal'c had a smile on his face.

"Oh yes, wonderful leader," Bryn said when she finally got her breath back.

After checking to see that Cara was okay, which she was because as Bryn pointed out she had a hard head, Sam took the map and led the two teams on a nice, uneventful walk to the local village.

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