incompetent substitutes and what to do with them.

when ms. senora mysteriously dissappeared, her classes got a temporary sub. temporary in this case meant about two weeks. she was so horrible and psycho (she made tear a page out of our cuadernos! our cuadernos, for chrissake!), that me and the grand drum major of the universe came up with a game with revenge. it goes as such:

Hola caballeros-

Aiko and I have decided that we're going to see which period (1st or 3rd) can traumatize our Spanish sub the most, starting on Monday. There may be a few rules, and a score board will be kept.

Rules

  1. No direct physical contact. Confetti in hair, whoopee cushions, and that sort of thing allowed.
  2. No incriminating anyone.
  3. No incurring the wrath of god. Huge divinely originating lightening bolts are not your friend.

Points

  1. 1 pt every time the entire class is doing nothing.
  2. 25 pts for creativity.
  3. 15 pts for speaking a language other than English or Spanish to the sub.
  4. .5 pts for every assignment you finish in that class that isn't for that class.
  5. 20 pts for every time she complains about your period to another period.
  6. 1 pt for every time she tries to get the class to do something and they don't do it
  7. 5 pts every time she yells at you a little harshly, 10 pts when she yells at you with medium harshness, and 15 pts for when she yells at you very harshly.
  8. 50 pts for making really immature sex noises.
  9. 50 pts every time someone just walks out of the room and dosen't come back, and she dosen't notice. 40 pts if she notices.
  10. 50 pts for every day an assignment gets pushed back.
  11. 50 pts for every time you convince her to do something other than what she was planning.
  12. 10 pts for making random sound effects.
  13. 1 pt for keeping your headphones on all period w/ out her noticing.
  14. 100 pts for lighting things on fire.

Penalties

  1. -10 pts for attracting attention of other teachers.
  2. -bajillions of pts for attracting attention of administratration.

All points that everyone has at the end of the period are added together.

Ideas for gaining creativity points- atleast 5 normally loud people must participate for points to be gained.
Act like a pirate all period. Quote random movie lines. Act out movie scenes. Incite the whole class to join in a game of ring around the rosy, red rover, rockin robin, patty cake, down by the banks, etc. Have theme days (Austin Powers, German accent, Civil War generals). Meditate. Levitate. Two words: Mexican lightsabers

--aiko, the grand drum major of the universe.

noo, don't make me to class
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