what district would name it's school after an exploded mine anyway??

school sucks. junior year in particular sucks. if there was no school, there would be no junior year. i could live with that

the foreign language department sucks

every foreign language student has had one of these teachers. you know the kind i'm talking about. the kind that smile at you while they're yelling at you. the kind that can't speak enough english to teach lower level classes, and contradict themselves four times in a sentence. most of the people here have had two in particular. they will be referred to as ms. senora (the spanish one), and ms. madame (the french one).

conspriacy theories
what happened to ms. senora? she dissappeared before winter break and made only one appearance after that, at finals.
it's not paranoia if it's true (name that quote!)

make her stop smiling!
theories on why ms. madame always, always smiling.
make her stop!

the bad sub game
in bwteen ms. senora and the teacher we have now, we had a really incompetent subsitute. what a psycho. so, me and the grand drum major of the universe formalized our revenge (it was happening informally until this game)
get back at your incompetent teachers

other stuff that sucks

it's vocabulary!! vocabUUUlary!
our english teacher has issues with speaking english. everyone thinks too far outside the box for him, simply because he cannot conceive that he is inside a box.
weberisms

seminal lincoln seminal lincoln
like weberisms, only we like our history teacher.
buffoisms

aaah, ap tests
and don't we all like being a number? c'mon, you know you do. dr. monocle does!
ap tests can go die

--aiko

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