1. it's fun to say
2. if it's swiss it has holes
3. if it's cheddar it's yellow
4. if it's herseys, it's chocolate
5. filing cabinet likes cheese
6. specifically string cheese
7. (i'm quoting filing cabinet now) "cheese is good."
8. it's late
9. and we're bored.
10. we have cheese in the fridge
11. i can fit into her shoes
12. mile hi council doesn't have cheese for sale
13. not even cheese cookies
14. monarch doesn't sell cheese
15. and we don't count the "cheese" that comes with the nachos, either
16. if that's cheese, than i'm a potato in 1840's ireland without potato blight
17. cheeeeeeeeeeeesssssssee
18. liquorice is not cheese
19. it's also spelled funny
20. you know you're out of cheese when the only food in the fridge is some blue cheese that's actually supposed to be cheddar
19. the filing cabinet has cookies in its room
18. and anna #1's mom made brownies
17. but not cheese
16. cows give us cheese
15. i think that's why the hindus hold them sacred
14. they understand the importance of cheese and dairy products
13. they won't let rocket science try and make cheese in space
12. i think that's unfair
11. they also won't let us play with fire in space.
10. also not fair
9. have you ever found a cheese scented candle?
8. her mom let me play with fire
7. her mom's very brave
6. qui-gon doesn't have cheese
5. he has a hole in his chest though
4. the hole wasn't made by cheese, though
3. it woulda been cooler if it was
2. the grand canyon was made from melting glacier water and the colorado river
1. not melting or boiling or gooey cheese
0. gooey is a funny word
-1. she says you don't eat cheese while you're taking a test
-2. i say you do
-3. it's been proven that if you eat string cheese while testing, your score goes up by 150%
-4. a really good cheese that no one's heard about is st. paulin cheese
-5. i've never heard of it either
-6. but then again, i'm no one
-7. no one's perfect
-8. i am no one
-9. therefore, i am perfect
-10. something about pate and cheese
-11. happy thought started telling me about calculus yesterday
-12. i didn't understand what it was saying
-13. BEST. NUMBER. EVER.
-14. i don't think i understood what happy thought was saying because i wasn't eating cheese
-15. cheese in bagpipes gets moldy
-16. choir dresses are not made out of cheese
-17. neither are the marching uniforms
-18. i bet if they were, our music ensembles would be so much better
-19. i bet pomona and air academy's uniforms are made out of cheese
-20. that's why they're so good
-21. dired flowers don't smell like cheese
-22. they smell like freshly vacuumed baby tibetan antelopes
-23. princess leia's dress wasn't made out of cheese
-24. if it was, chewie would've eaten it
-25. you smell cheese with your nose
-26. you taste cheese with your tongue
-27. you can do lots of fun things with your tongue
-28. we got cheese at band camp
-29. that's why we got so much done at band camp
-30. reeds would taste better if they were made out of cheese
-31. players would go through a lot of reeds if they were made out of cheese
-32. because they'd eat them
-33. you couldn't use swiss cheese for reeds
-34. unless they were a drone reed
-35. kilts aren't made of cheese
-36. you don't keep cheese under a kilt either
-37. you know what'd be really disturbing?
-38. if you saw a person in a kilt reach up under it and pull out a wedge of cheese
-39. wedge antillies isn't made out of cheese
-40. i bet luke's famous proton torpedo was made of cheese
-41. it destroyed the death star because the death star is lactose intolerant
-42. like sarah and eve
-43. so i guess that means that sarah and ever are the death star
-44. better keep them away from guys named luke
-45. skywalker
-46. and keep them away from alderaan
-47. alderaan was made of cheese
-48. that's why the empire destroyed alderaan
-49. because the empire's full of cheese hating ass...ymptotes
-50. they were all asymptotes, yes
-51. cheese is good on broccoli
-52. dear god, we've got like 93 of these
-53. how bored are we?
-54. you can never be bored with cheese
-55. buttons aren't made of cheese
-56. neither are piccolos
-57. otherwise, everyone would eat piccolos and buttons
-58. not just ally
-59. shudder
-60. those are some scary, scary memories
-61. let's hear it for cheese!
-62. cheese does not take off shoes for you.
-63. Wales's mountains are made of cheese with shredded parmesan instead of snow on top.
-64. instead we have snow 0n spaghetti
-63. and on pepperoni
-62. lava lamps are really melted cheese
-61. paint is not acrylic cheese
-60. cheese is perfect in everyway
-59. like Mary Poppins
-58. there should be a cheese statue dedicated to Mary Poppins
-57. meteora is good
-56. fire is good
-55. the shores of avalon is good
-54. star wars is good
-53. karma surpasses good, because i am karma
-53. modesty is not good
-52. so, to wrap up: meteora, fire, the shores of avalon, and star wars is good
-51. cheese is good
-50. therefore, meteora, fire, the shores of avalon, and star wars = cheese
-49. modesty is not good
-48. therefore, modesty is not cheese
-47. karma is better than good
-46. so therefore, karma > cheese
-45. god is good, god is great, and we thank him for our plate
-44. girl scout graces aren't good
-43. but cheese is
-42. if 42 is the meaning of life, than is -42 the negative meaning of life?
-41. she's losing it
-40. all her poor mind can think of is cake
-39. actually, she doesn't have a mind, poor or not
-38. so, i guess the vacuum between her ears can only think of cake
-37. hmm, cake in a vacuum
-36. jedi cake
-35. so, back to cheese
-34. i'm sure there'll be a cake list up here sometime
-33. html coding isn't made out of cheese
-32. if it was, i'd probably eat it
-31. the planets are made out of cheese
-30. one of these days, mercury's gonna melt
-29. holst's planets are not made out of cheese
-30. unless you count the reeds made out of cheese that the players are playing the planet suite on
-31. cheese lightsabers would be impractical
-32. they would make for limp lightsabers
-33. no one wants limp lightsabers
3.14155265. hah! i bet you did NOT see pi coming
--aiko, jedi piper