kapow! zwing! shiwwwish!
it's a bird! it's a plane! no! it's the sliced bread avenger! woohoo!
what am i talking about?
see here
it's a comic that shows exactly why i should never be bored, tired, or hungry. i should be well fed, well rested, and well entertained at all hours. if i'm not well fed, entertained, and rested, you'll get more sliced bread avenger.
cheerful people should be shot
this page is dedicated to the smilie doode. who is not cheerful and therefore won't be shot.
yeah, this is him: Ü
psycho girl's plans of world domination
yeah, i think psycho girl's name is bad p.r. for a dictator, but hey, not my call to make.
here are the plans.
cheese is the world's best food
cheese is the answer to all of our prayers (mainly the ones about ending boredom)
see why
we know the prince is giving a ball. now shut the hell up about it
cinderella sucks. 'nuff said.
death to cinderella and that damn ball
is it a rant?
no! it's not. because i said so. so, here it is.
the annoyances of psycho girl's life.
senior quotes
do you want to be remembered as the person with a brilliant quote, but can't think of anything to say? well, worry no more. divided up into three categories: the good, the bad, and, knowing me, the innappropriate.
choose one!
ah, romance...
it's a shame i don't know anything about it. but if i did, these would definately be the pickup lines that i'd use.
hey, baby...
it's a bird, it's a plane, no! it's...super dogs!
my neighbors have super hero dogs. seriously.
see what all they can do!
what? sex?
whaddaya mean our minds are in the gutter! it's not like we belong to a pervert club or anything...
filing cabinet...
have any useless limbs?
well, elfie has the solution to your problem. just chop them off!
see her ideas on how to go about it
everyone loves a mystery
no one is sure what it is. except me of course. see if you can decifer the enigma that is...
look! a portal (to the mystery page)! curious?
will you marry me?
or will you marry psycho girl instead? here's the results of her scientific survey of whether people would marry her or not
cue the romantic music
roll your eyes at parents in 3...2...1...
you know all of these sayings. you've had them all said to you at one point by a parent, or various other authority figures. chances are that they've always seemed flat out wrong, but you can never think of a response for them. well, we here have. so print it out and use it as a giude for...
refuting their wayward ideas
i want to be a superheroooooo
spider-man. batman. the sliced bread avenger. all superheros of an unimaginable caliber. but are they really accessable to your average joe? i thought not. here are some superheros you can really identify with.
and now, schubert's decomposing! get it?
yeah, monarch seems to have a dearth of guys who are good looking. so in our (my) desperation, we've (i've) turned to historical figures. this one will be updated periodically, but hopefully more than this site in general...
historical hotties
--aiko