it's all a conspiracy
where did ms. senora disappear to? hell if we know. that's why there's this page. the conspriacy theory page. partly in spanglish for your amusement.
- Teoria Uno: She was involved in a Columbian drug cartel. They finally caught up with her.
- Teoria Uno, parte dos: She decided that living in Columbia where she could get the drugs right from the source was better than teaching snotty high schoolers in America, and so she eloped with a handsome young drug lord in black.
- Teoria Dos: She was eaten by a bear. Simple as that.
- Teoria Tres: She got deported.
- teoria cuatro: she was the secret ringleader for argintinian terrorists y la cia busted her.
- teoria cinco: her green card expired, and she couldn't speak enough ingles to get it renewed. (oh, the bitterness)
- teoria seis: she was captured by donkey kong and has to await rescue from mario.
- teoria siete: where'd she go? hell.
- ms madame ran out of smiling fuel and is using ms senora for that grisly purpose.
- our ultra-p.c. book went to her head and caused her to better muestros mundo en costa rica.
- she's an fbi agent who got called to duty in the middle east.
- we inspired her to write a self-help book.
- she has a sex change that went horribly wrong.
- she's with the medina division of the republican guard in iraq.
- her arm was severed and replaced with a bionic one, starting her journey becoming more machine than man.
- she's traveling the us, planting apple seeds.
- she was hypnotized into speaking real spanish.
- she was abduced by aliens.
- she really was hit by a car and the stress was too much for her.
- she went to "remembering name camp".
--aiko, the grand drum major of the universe, i don't know, bob the transcendentalist, dr. monocle, and thom
noo, don't make me go to class
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