where'd she go?

where did ms. senora disappear to? hell if we know. that's why there's this page. the conspriacy theory page. partly in spanglish for your amusement.

Teoria Uno: She was involved in a Columbian drug cartel. They finally caught up with her.
- Teoria Uno, parte dos: She decided that living in Columbia where she could get the drugs right from the source was better than teaching snotty high schoolers in America, and so she eloped with a handsome young drug lord in black.
Teoria Dos: She was eaten by a bear. Simple as that.
Teoria Tres: She got deported.
teoria cuatro: she was the secret ringleader for argintinian terrorists y la cia busted her.
teoria cinco: her green card expired, and she couldn't speak enough ingles to get it renewed. (oh, the bitterness)
teoria seis: she was captured by donkey kong and has to await rescue from mario.
teoria siete: where'd she go? hell.
ms madame ran out of smiling fuel and is using ms senora for that grisly purpose.
our ultra-p.c. book went to her head and caused her to better muestros mundo en costa rica.
she's an fbi agent who got called to duty in the middle east.
we inspired her to write a self-help book.
she has a sex change that went horribly wrong.
she's with the medina division of the republican guard in iraq.
her arm was severed and replaced with a bionic one, starting her journey becoming more machine than man.
she's traveling the us, planting apple seeds.
she was hypnotized into speaking real spanish.
she was abduced by aliens.
she really was hit by a car and the stress was too much for her.
she went to "remembering name camp".

--aiko, the grand drum major of the universe, i don't know, bob the transcendentalist, dr. monocle, and thom