i'll file your cabinet.

explaination here okay, we got bored. and when we get bored, our minds go into the gutter automatically. it's like they're on auto pilot or something. oh well. we're all 16-17 years old, we're supposed to think about sex every couple of seconds, right? and i'll add more as soon as someone figures out how to decifer my handwriting.
math

  1. i'll calculate your logarithms
  2. i'll find your asymptote
  3. i'll square your root
  4. i'll plot your intersection
  5. i'll find your slope
  6. i'll prove your trig identity
  7. i'll rotate your conic
  8. i'll graph your three dimensions
  9. i'll dot your product
  10. i'll graph your bell curve
  11. i'll increase you exponentially
  12. i'll slide your rule
  13. i'll find your variable
pirates
  1. i値l shiver your timbers.
  2. i値l discover your treasure.
  3. i値l raise your mast.
  4. i値l wear your colors.
  5. i値l board your ship.
  6. i値l rock your boat.
  7. i値l fire your canon.
  8. i値l swab your deck.
  9. i値l discover your shores.
  10. i値l swash your buckle.
  11. i値l be your first mate.
  12. i値l load your canon.
  13. i値l tie your knot.
  14. i値l shift your balast.
  15. i値l bury your booty.
  16. i'll pillage your village.
history
  1. i'll veto your bill
  2. i'll nominate your candidate
  3. i'll king your cotton
  4. i'll ratify your amendment
  5. i'll amend your constitution
  6. i'll inflate your economy
  7. i'll fire your musket
  8. i'll pass your seaman act
  9. i'll be your political bedfellow
  10. i'll introduce your intercouse act
  11. i'll invade your territory
  12. i'll annex your independent territory
miscellaneous
  1. i'll wash your dishes
  2. i'll conjugate your verb
  3. i'll stroke your ego
  4. i'll swing your club
  5. i'll hit your ball
  6. i'll braid your hair

--aiko, psycho girl, elfie, i don't know

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