dammit, why does the opposite sex have to be so confusing?
all of us here, especially me, are the most suave, debonair, collected and composed group of teenagers you will ever meet. and in case you just bought that, we are complusive liars as well. so, without further ado, here is the collection of pick up lines that the dorks of the school have. more will be coming later, as soon as i remember them.
so i stuck my arm in a cactus at work...
i can do logarithms on my slide rule.
i can play six instruments.
let's go back to my place and ignite your lightsaber.
yeah, i suck at conversation, so, wanna go have sex?
do you know what the difference between a tie fighter advanced and a tie defender is?
i know the first 25 digits of pi by heart.
speaking of pi, i also have the unit cirlce memorized up to three rotations.
