this list will be compiled in three parts. quotes that would prolly be allowed to be used, the ones that contain more sap in them than most maple trees, and the ones they would censor/ban on sight.
usable ones
it's all one big cosmic joke and we don't get it. (most likely mine)
it's all psycho girl's fault.
it's all aiko's fault.
may the force be with you.
i will not fear. fear is the mind-killer. fear is the little death...
in the long run, we'll all be dead. -keynes
more people should eat cake (acceptable only because the administration doesn't know what cake is)
oh my god! it's filled with stars! (from 2001: a space oddessy. the best book ever. go read it. now. shoo!)
i looooove fuzzy pink bunnies!
never interrupt your enemy while he is making a mistake -napoleon
some drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.
beware of endeavors which require new clothes.
never play leap frog with a unicorn.
the truth hurts, not as much as jumping on a bike with no seat, but it hurts.
if life gives you lemons, go find an annoying kid w/ papercuts.
how long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, is happy.
i have nothing to declare except my genius -oscar wilde
he who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, dead.
the corn! the corn!
those who are drawn to music are thought mad by those who can't hear it.
never frown because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
dreams come in a size too big so that we can grow in to them.
when the lord closes a door, somewhere he opens a window.
once i was a sheep in the flock, now i am and eagle, and i fly in a different universe
a moment lasts a few minutes, but memories last a lifetime.
smile!!
delight yourself in the lord and he will give you the desires of your heart.
the ones we most likely will never see
screw you monarch, i'm outta here!
if idiots could fly, monarch would have to be renamed o'hare.
you know, if world leaders were stoned, we wouldn't be in this mess.
pave the rainforest! (courtesy of thom)
the band could kick the football team's collective ass
posers are like out of tune clarinets. it's so blatantly obvious, you want to strangle the offenders.
relax and go get a good screw...at your friendly neighborhood hardware store.
your daily dose of blasphemy was brought to you by christ caffine. mmm good.
i hate bush.
fuck freud, these are the days of bananas!
i'm sorry, that might be not kosher for the lord, which therefor invalidates your desire. please try again.
what do you buy at concerts? violins.
we have nothing to fear but fear itself. well, that, and satan's legions of possessed penguins.
