a certain french teacher always smiles. always. always always always. i, a spanish student, got yelled at by her. while she was smiling. she's always standing outside her classroom, and smiling. i swear to god that woman smiles while she's sleeping. these theories are put forth by the unlucky souls who have her. i don't have to deal with her, lalalalalalaaaaala. partly in frenglish for your amusment.

• Theorie un: too much plastic sugery...she is physically unable unable to stop smiling
• Theorie deux: if she stopped smiling, the hell hounds would break loose and distroy life as we know it. Oh mon dieu!
• Theorie trois: she is tres addicted to the Jokers smilie drug...
• Theorie quatre: Elle set tres stupide!
• theorie cinq: she's really the badguy in a cliched horror movie. the smiling is just suppoesed to be the creepy thing that tips us off.
• Theorie six:If she stopped smiling, she might have to actually speak french with a good accent. Oh la la et sacre bleu!

--aiko, elfie (mostly elfie)

noo, don't make me go back to class
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