SECTION 12: The Nerd Test
- Are you taking this test alone?
- Are you currently reading this test on a computer screen?
- Are you planning to double-check your answers to this test?
- Do you feel the need (or are you currently using) a calculator to score the test?
- Are you computing your score in scientific notation?
- Have you contemplated writing a computer program that would ask and/or tabulate questions found on this test?
- Are you currently scoring this test in reverse? (i.e. Assuming 100% nerd and deducting for each 'no'?)
- Have you come across copies of this test from two separate sources?
- If you are still reading this test, do you really need a test score to prove you are a nerd?
- Is your nerdity test score higher than your purity test score?
- Did you feel offended by any of the questions on this test?
- Did you resort to lying in order to raise your score?
- Did you resort to lying in order to lower your score?
- Are you currently competing with someone else for the highest score on this test (or were contemplating it)?
- . . . did you come up second best and challenge them to a rematch?
- Have you asked for a technical clarification of anything on this test?
- Have you ever thought of a question that belongs on this test?
SECTION 11: Personality and Lifestyle
How to Score your Test