To analyze your Nerdity Quotient, divide your total number of "yes/true" responses by 500 and compare to this list.

0 - 20

Nerd-wannabe

21 - 30

Nerd-in-Training

31 - 35

Closet nerd

36 - 40

You dress like people in Walmart ads

41 - 45

You refuse to live anywhere without pizza delivery service

46 - 50

Your social life needs some serious help

51 - 55

YOU need some serious help

56 - 60

You are on first name basis with Radio Shack employees

61 - 65

Your best friend is a microchip

66 - 70

Donald Knuth and E. Gary Gygax are your heroes

71 - 75

You own more surge protectors than cooking utensils

76 - 80

"Revenge of the Nerds" poster-child

81 - 85

Hoping to invent Warp Field Theory or transporter technology

86 - 90

Desperately seeking cybernetic interface implanted in your brain

91 - 99

Move over, Einstein

100

Hail, O Nerd Master, virgin sliderulers I sacrifice unto you