Cars» Audi TT Roadster

Okay, my love of the old Audi TT started way back when it was just a drawing. I saw some early sketches of it, and I liked it then. Then they came out with a prototype of it and that was freakin' awesome. And then when Automobile magazine went to Ingolstadt, Germany to test out one, I really liked that. I bought the magazine and everything. Good stuff. They tested a blue Coupe. I like the Roadster better though. I was thinking, this cars section is going to really suck. I'm going to apoligize to everyone for it. Actually, I sort of wish I wouldn't have started it. I mean, I spent like, probably 3 hours just trying to find five pictures of cars. Ridiculous!!. Anyway, I've started it so I might as well finish. I guess, even though I don't want to - this is all for my readers, you pieces of crap. I hope you know I'm missing out on a hot date just to finish this site. And notice how this site will probably take the rest of my life to finish. Yeah, that's cool.

Anyway, so yeah, gay people like Kyle Howard, who at the beginning were all like, man this car sucks, are now like, man that car is so awesome I want to cut my penis off. I'm nothing like them. I've always liked them. And I'm cool, right? Yeah. So yeah, when we were in Myrtle Beach this year, me and Drew saw a gunmetal one with the baseball glove-leather seats or whatever the hell they call them. Freakin' awesome. Yeah, I'll stop. I was going to give its perfomance stats like 0-60 in 6.7 seconds or 225 hp engine with six-speed manual gearbox and Quattro all-wheel drive, but I lost interest. Sorry I'm so boring and not too cool either. That's just about all I ever want to say about the TT.
I'm freakin' done.
I'll stop talking now.
Okay, this is it.
I'm out.
Bye.