Cars» Ferrari 360 Spyder

Hi, I'm the coolest car in the world. That's what this car is always saying. Yeah, and I should know because I've driven one. How do you like that?
Okay, I'm lying, but you have to admit, it would be pretty cool, because I would be driving a Ferrari 360 Spyder, and that would just be plain awesome. I really hope to have one of these in my lifetime. And by have I mean own. Because you figure that people will see it and be like, 'Wow, I bet that guy's penis is HUGE!!!' And they'd be none the wiser. I'll let you in on a little secret: I don't even have a penis. So yeah, that's why I want one. That and that Ferrari's sound freakin' awesome, and that they are just cool, and that Ferrari has never made an ugly car ever, and that whilst driving by a group of girls, they would just cream in their panties, right there on the street. That would be pretty cool. And then I'd be cool and people would like me. Awesome. I really like this car though, not just because it's beautiful and fast and awesome and the coolest car in the world. I don't know what that means, laters.