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Maybe I like him because he's white. What the hell does that mean? Why can't I just start off with something that makes sense? Every damn time I start one of these I say something that doesn't make sense. Okay, I'll start over. Eminem is a good guy. He likes flowers. No, but I really do like his music a lot. And see, now that everyone thinks he's all cute and whatnot, and that he's all popular, it's just weird. But of all three albums he has released, I like this one most. Maybe I would like The Eminem Show better, but I don't know. Maybe I'm just gay. Probably, but you'll have that. I like the fact that this was a huge album the instant it came out. I don't know why, because normally I wouldn't. I couldn't tell you why though, sometimes I'm a madman. And that is from The Catcher In The Rye, just thought I'd throw that out there. I have said nothing about the album though. Okay, aside from the obligatory "fat beats," Eminem has filled this album up with "dope rhymes." And that is the main reason I like him. I mean, Dr. Dre could make cool music for just about any rapper, but they have to have good lyrics, and good old Slim Shady does. He is a master of it. He turns words around and such, in ways that no one has seen. It's really cool. That's why I am currently looking at nude pictures of him on the Internet. Wait, no I'm not. I wouldn't do that. Okay, enough.

Stand out tracks: Kill You, Stan, Who Knew, Drug Ballad, Amityville, Bitch Please II

I'll get back to you with a nice present of candy and maybe some pop.