RANT #7
Why can't life be more like Star Wars (the ones from the 70s and 80s, not the new ones with that really annoying Jar-Jar fellow)? Everyone should have a Light Sabre or a laser gun and a big hairy friend named Chewy... well, it doesn't really matter if his name is Chewy, all that matters is that he's big and hairy. Yep, that would be pretty sweet.
RANT #6
What's with Tyler being at the mall with his mom? I just called his house (because he's home for a few days) and his dad said that he wasn't there! He was at the mall with his mom!! Do I really even need to rant about something this silly? YES, YES I DO! Tyler should be at home home sitting by the phone waiting for me to call him! And he should be crying when I do call him because he hasn't heard from me in such a long time... that would be the right thing for Tyler to be doing... not being at the mall!!!
RANT #5
Here we are again folks. Did anyone notice that I've ranted 4 times and two of them were about women? Oh well. I feel like crumpled up newspaper. "Why?" you ask, well, I don't rightfully know. Why is it that I always get the raw deal? It seems that life never quite works out the way you plan it. When things start to look good there's always something there that feels like a swift kick between the legs (I don't care who you are, that's gonna hurt). Well, I guess that's enough of my pitiful life for one rant... "thank you, come again."
RANT #4
Women! Where do I start? There's just so much to rant about when the subject is women! Well, women are pretty great for the most part. They are better by far at giving birth and stuff like than men are, but they are horribly confusing creatures. I think I'm going to take some time to study these complex beings from afar instead of trying to get involved with them up close for a little while.
RANT #3
What's with me being poor? Why shouldn't I have as much money as I want? Some of the rich people don't do anything with their money! I'd do lots of cool stuff with money if I had any. I'd buy a bus and travel the world. I'd make cool movies for STD productions and I'd buy lots of of those really good candy... you know the chocolate ones with the colored sprinkles. Man, life would be pretty sweet!
RANT #2
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RANT #1
What's the deal with women and their pursuit of the 'perfect man'? Don't they realize that the perfect man doesn't exist! In fact sometimes I wonder why they want to be seen with us at all. We are all jerks! And we're pretty dumb as well.
