BALD JOKES!!!  

   Hello everyone!! My friend Laurie helped by searching around and helped find some bald jokes! So here's to get back at you Espo, and to tease all you bald people out there!! That's ESPO  in the picture below! 

Hey espo, bet you're curious where I got this pic from lol! Told you I'd find a better picture, took me long enough!

Here's a new product for bald guys !!! 
CHIA HEAD!!!
Plant your hair seeds, let it grow, then you can cut it to fit the newest and hottest hairstyles!!      
           
CREDITS  for helping to find this wonderful product go to ESPO, who found these two websites all about baldness!!! 
He did his own homework!! Good job Espo, thanks for the humor!
 Check these sites out for a little fun!
http://www.thebaldman.com             http://www.regrowth.com        
           

What did the bald man say when given a comb as a gift?
 - I'll never part with it!        

Men who are bald in the front are thinkers.
Men who are bald in the back are sexy.
            Men who are bald in the front and back think they are sexy.

                " Is that your head, or is your neck blowing a bubble ?" -

            -When I was a lad, I used to wear a crew cut, but now the crews' jumped ship! 

The worst part about being bald for me is that I have to draw a dotted line across my forehead to know when to stop washing my face

I am not bald just follically impaired


Nice thing about being bald is your the first to know when it is raining.

Next time a bald guy tells you to get a haircut tell him, "I tried to get my hair to look like yours but I couldn't get my part that wide."


Yo momma so bald even a wig wouldn't help! 
Yo momma so bald you can see whats on her mind 
Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed. 

What was the bald man looking for on Halloween? 
-AA hair raising expereince! 

Here's good news for bald heads. They say: "God made perfect heads". Those that were not - he covered them with hair. 

The good part about being bald is that when someone walks
in the room all you have to do is fix your tie. 

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful. 

I used to have wavy hair too, but it all waved good-bye about 25 years ago

The Tall Bald Schizo
There's a mustachio man who is tall, bald and a schizo dressed in a business suit
One who works inside the office of a huge commercial bank and looks like a thuggish brute!

Giving me the mean look, thinking that I was attracted to him--that schizophrenic has got to be a joke
That big bald paranoid bastard may he choke!

Tuesday morning on Barclay Street, that tall bald man looked my way
Believing that I was following him, yet he was too paranoid to realize that I would not give him the time of day!

Ignore him I must
Just as long as he does me no harm, that I trust

  Hey ESPO and all you other bald guys with a sense of humor, I hope you enjoyed these!