Editorial

Telling it as it is!

General Election or General Boredom?

I usually love General Elections as it gives Politicians the chance to meet and greet, and everyone else the chance to make a difference by voting into power a Party or Individual who we as voters feel should be our local MP and Prime Minister!

Now I feel a little disappointed this time around! It is so obvious that Labour will still be in power this time next month! So there is no real competition......boring!

Not that I have anything against Labour, but they will continue to be the majority as long as Billy Hague is the leader of the opposition!

Even bringing out the dinosaur that is Margaret "Milk Thief" Thatcher, does little but to increase Labour's stranglehold!

If the Tories wanted to stand any kind of chance, John Major should have remained as their leader!

Jordan's Big Week!

Jordan AKA Katie Price AKA Showbiz Party Bimbo AKA silicon enhanced model who's fame is based upon the size of her inflated chest and ego was at it again this week!

Before, I go any further I should point out that pre-surgery Jordan was a genuine natural beauty with an incredible figure and looks, but all that surgery seems to have taken hold of her ego and her brain!

Now with lips bigger than Mick Jagger and Steve (Aerosmith) Tyler combined Jordan made the press this week for revealing more than most people really want to know to Jessica Callan of The Mirror as well as announcing (in the Daily Star) that she's standing for parliament !

Jordan is apparently standing for the Stretford and Urmston constituency in Manchester! Talk about making a bigger joke of the General Election!

Jordan also took time to talk to Jessica Callan (one of The Mirror's "3am girls") while in a Monaco Nightclub. Does this girl have no shame, she revealed more about her sex life than most care to know and the fact that she acknowledges her boyfriend (or could it be ex by now) Dwight (Manchester United) Yorke plays around. Just goes to show that she has a low opinion of herself.

All the two part interview did was to show how insecure she was in herself and that no matter how much surgery she has this will never change!

Jordan should read a book to try and increase the size of her brain rather than the size of her chest!

Thank You Dido!

Anyone who regularly visits this weekly column will no doubt have noticed a trend that I have! Yes that is right I, like Eminem have been sent to destroy the monster that is Prefabricated Music! It is my mission in life, and the reason that I write with such passion about any act that can break the stranglehold of Hear'Say, Atomic Kitten, Brittany Spears and the like!

This week it is time to say thank you (again) to Dido, for not only retaining the no.3 position in the UK album charts with her stunning debut No Angel, but for beating Geri 'Hype' Halliwell who was seen as the closest opposition to REM for the No.1 spot.

With any luck, Thank You, her follow up to the incredible Here with me will dominate the singles charts this time next week!

God Bless the Go-Go's!

After eleven years of reforming and breaking up, The Go-Go's have recorded their first full studio album in seventeen years!

The Go-Go's (famed primarily as the group fronted by 80s/90s pop goddess Belinda 'Heaven on Earth' Carlisle), have produced an album which is a unique mixture of Pop and Punk.

God Bless the Go-Go's marks a return to form for Belinda Carlisle (left) after 1996s abysmal Woman and a Man.

For a full review of God Bless the Go-Go's why not visit the commentary section of this site or click on Go-Go's.