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 The victorious League Cup team March 1st 2002 is 30 years since Stoke City won the League Cup (when it wasn't the Mickey Mouse cup) let's just hope its not another 30 years till we win some thing worth winning again.
This is my Stoke Page Dedicated to the best Football team in the world, this season Stoke looked like they were going to storm the second division but due to injuries and suspensions Stoke have struggled in the past few games but if we don't make it to automatic promotion then we'll win the playoffs and a trip to Cardiff should be interesting! And to all Vale fans on here look at the top right, that's an achievement, a season achievement is not  beating your rivals to a plucky 1 - 0 win, you enjoy it because that's all your getting this season!!
Port Vale Jokes

Q. Why did the Vale fan climb over the glass wall?
A. To see what was on the other side!

Q: What's the difference between a Vale fan and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Q. What's the difference between a Vale fan and a lemon?
A. One's yellow, twisted and bitter, while the other's a citrus fruit!

Q. How many Vale fans can you fit in a mini to an away match?
A. All of them!

Q. What do you call a Vale fan with an IQ of 5?
A. Extremely gifted!

Q. How many Vale fans does it take to change a light-bulb?
A. 101 1 to hold and the other 100 to rotate the room

Q: Why is the pitch at Vales ground so green?
A: Because they keep putting lots of shit on it.

Q: What do you call a Vale fan with half a brain?
A:"Gifted"

Q: Why are Vale fans like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and are bitter after you have taken a bite out of them

Q: What does a Vale fan put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: Why is the Port Vale fan's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A: It swells at night.

Q: What did the Port Vale player do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: He moved.

Q: What's 1/4 mile long and has an IQ of forty?
A: All the Vale fans on parade

 The Port Vale Chairman is out shopping in town one Saturday afternoon when he takes a funny turn outside the Midland hotel (must be the pressure). Luckily for him there happens to be a conference on in the hotel and some of the delegates gather round. "Who is it?" asks some dopey cockney Rag, "It's The Port Vale Chairman" someone replies "and he's fainted, let's get him inside." They carefully carry him inside and after giving him some water he slowly comes round. "Where am I?" . "It's alright" says the guy who found him "you're in the conference." blooming hell!" says Franny, "what happened to the second and third divisions?"

Port Vale manager Brian Horton fined two of his players recently after it was discovered that they'd broken club rules by having sex on the night before a big cup match. The Vale boss admitted that the fines would have been heavier if a woman had been involved!

 Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of Port Vale Players on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Interview with Gunnar Thor Gilason

John Rudge: "Is it true your Icelandic consortium nearly took over Port Vale?"

Gunnar: "Port who?"