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GilbertFest 2001: An annual celebration!
(That went tragically wrong!!)

This is the first installment of Gilbert Root 2001. As you all probably know, our target has not been "pole rooted" in all his time at (**location classified**). This is not to be tolerated, as he has helped in pole roots that have been issued to most of the population of this school. The time for revenge is at hand, Monday, first break at exactly 10:15am operation "Gilbert Root" will come into effect. Attached is Plan 'A', an offensive strike on Matthew where we will overwhelm him with our numbers and tackle the unsuspecting victim to the ground. At this point in time it is crucial for the scouts to be on the lookout for teachers, if at any time during the operation, it looks like we could get in trouble, scouts must scream at top of lungs the secret abort word - "Hoochie Mamma", they must continue to scream this at the top of their voice until the troops have evacuated the area. At the first sound of "Hoochie Mamma" all participants must scatter and not look back. All participants must deny all knowledge of the operation when confronted, name rank and serial number only! Once the target has been thrown to the ground the two predetermined teams (alpha and beta) will grab one leg each (alpha on left leg, beta on right leg). He will be pulled to the nearest tree, pole or other upright object and "broken in". At this point photographer will take a series of pics, avoidng faces of the troops. When photographer is finished he will shout "It's Done" all members will then piss bolt to the nearest hiding place - leaving the body of Gilbert will be left, beaten and humiliated in the middle of the grassed area. Remember, deny all knowledge...this message will not self destruct in 5 seconds, so delete it.

This day will be ours.
Godspeed Gentlemen.