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Following in the footsteps of Justin, it has been decided that Gilbert should get his own Stop It Boy Scrapbook of stupid things he has said, done or had said about him.   The list will surely grow with time.

GilbertFest 2001: An annual celebration!
(That went tragically wrong!!)

March the 5th of the year 2001 saw what was meant to be an awe-inspiring, memorable occasion in the history of our lives. It was the day the Gilbert was to be pole rooted. Unfortunately, however, this was not to be.

As everyting usually does, it all started with a plan.

To take extra precautions, a second plan was also devised.

These plans were sent to various people, and it was very clear that GilbertFest had many supporters. An example of this can be found in two of the supporters' statements, found here and here.

So here's what happened:
We all rock up to the location where the event was to take place. There was a vibe in the air - a feeling of majesty as if everyone knew something major was about to be attempted. The time drew nearer to 10:15. Excitement grew. People crowded around to see what was going on.

But, alas, Gilbert had somehow found out that he was about to be the victim of some form of severe humilliation. The plan was changed right at the last minute. He appeared at the scene differently to what was originally implied. About six people spontaneously went in for the attack... but to no avail, six people were not enough to tackle the life form that is GIlbert.

So what happens now?

Well, all I can say is that.... You're not safe, Gilbert. Revenge will be sought. We'll get you. One day

Gilbert Quotes & Anecdotes

"It's not like her name is Sarah Jane, it's just that her middle name is Jane"

"B.O. Spray"

Graduation night:
Gilbert spewed up in the elevator of the Aquarius, got his eyebrow shaved off and woke up the next morning on a balcony with a locked door, desperately needing a shit.  He was one of the people responsible for the ban put on graduating school students ever staying there again.

The following is Chris' interpretation of the way Gilbert explained how he did a commando roll up a hill.

Once upon a time Gilbert was in Cadets and happily eating his lunch when he rudely tripped on a vine.  At this time he was walking up hill when he decided of instead falling over like a dick he instead made a dick of himself telling a bullshit story - as Gilbert was falling he decided to be sneaky and just make it a commando roll.  When he attempted this he threw away his sandwich, rolled up hill and shot the preceding enemy.

Short I know, but that's apparently what happened...

(Asked by Gilbert as the Cactus Jacks waitress handed out the cutlery)
"Do fries come with these?"
(August 19th, 2002)

Gilbert made it sound like he was going to order three desserts.
(August 19th, 2002)

"Done Teaf" instrad of "Tone Deaf"

Gilbert was so drunk he walked straight into the glass next to the open door at Mantaz...
(September 2002)

Asked by Brandan: "Who takes a dump in a public toilet?"
Gilbert's reply: "I did last night!"
(Balgal Beach, October 6th, 2002)

Gilbert admitted to everybody that he has foreskin.
(Balgal Beach, October 6th, 2002)

More Gilbert-related stuff on Stop It Boys

At the Picture Page you will find a variety of Gilbert photos and drawings.

At the Audio Page you will find sound clips from Gilbert's 18th party.

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