Plan B
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GilbertFest 2001: An annual celebration!
(That went tragically wrong!!)

Now depending on the situation on Monday (Gilbert Root 2001), we may change our attack plan and go with the second phase - Phase 2. Phase two consists of, instead of the swarming attack, we may not have enough participants or the area surrounding th epole root may be crawling with staff, luring Gilbert into the shelter outside the (**location classified**) with innocent intentions. Then as he is in the middle of everyone, we must knock him down and pole root him much the same as plan 1 (alpha and beta). This plan will be more beneficial as trees surround this area and the likelihood of getting caught is minimalised. Gentlemen, this operation must go off without a hitch, as soon as it is finished, do not hang around, we must piss bolt as this is a surprise attack, he wont know what hit him. After the incident, photo's will be posted on stop it boys and everyone deny it ever happened. Good luck and Godspeed gentlemen, if you choose not to participate, i feel sorry for you as this will be a story to tell your children, and grandchildren. We need as much manpower as we can get, so everyone please get involved.