Supporters' Statement 1
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GilbertFest 2001: An annual celebration!
(That went tragically wrong!!)

(**name classified**), man, you're a fucken legend for organising what's turning out to be the pole root of the millenium. I guess my statement is that (from what I know) it was us, the (**location classified**) Grade 7s of 1996 who originated and introduced into (**location classified**) this notorious - yet celebrated - form of sexual humiliation, and it is an honour and a privelige to see this tradition being carried not only into the 12th Grade but into the 21st Century.

(**name classified**) was a challenge. From what I can recall, we got him onto the ground twice, but never succeeded in the pole-penetration. And unfortunately, due to the fear of (**action classified**), nobody was looking forward to re-attempting this feat. I believe Gilbert is a fine substitute for what was originally going to be (**name classified**) four years ago, and I believe that this time we can all *get the better of the victim* and go the full distance.

We must strive for perfection! This must be an event for all to remember! There have been many smaller, insignificant pole roots throughout the years, many of which have gone unrecorded. There have also been many failures. Pole Fest 2001 should not fall into this category!

We must set off to school on Monday with Gilbert in mind as out ENEMY, our ADVERSARY, our FIEND and our RIVAL. For years he has helped in the humiliation of other students throughout the school by instigating and helping with many a pole root or tree root, and he shall now be forced to face his own disgrace.

The plans have been drawn and the excitement is building, but with extra publicity we can achieve what is turning out to be a spectacular feat.

Good luck to everyone on Monday. Let's keep the "Hoochie Mamma's" to a minimum, somebody phone the papers and hey, what the heck, I say someone should dack the bastard and run off with his pants!

Sieg Heil!

(**name classified**)