Supporters' Statement 2
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GilbertFest 2001: An annual celebration!
(That went tragically wrong!!)

For many years The Gilbert has come away without the pole/tree root. He, of large size has not been given this bizarre yet hilarious ritual. His time has come...
The Gilbert has been known to give people the pole root, however no one has been able to perform this act on him. Until now...
(**name classified**) has thought of a plan that can allow The Gilbert to be pole/tree rooted. His quick, stealthy strike, will allow us the advantage of surprise. If this plan is not executed, The Gilbert may have lived through school without a pole root. This can not happen!!!
This strike is our only hope. Pray that it will work.

- (**name classified**)