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My Evil Plan to Save the World


I have an evil plan
to save the world for every man,
and I think it's better than the way it's being run.
Oh, the ground works laid,
no don't be afraid,
I'm sure that I can fix it,
when I figure out the physics.

My evil plan to save the world,
just you wait 'till it's unfurled,
it'll go down in history.
It's prophetic, no it's not pathetic.
I can't believe I made it up myself.

I have an evil plan, to save the world you understand,
the exemplary feat,
you'd think I'd have to cheat.
I'd make Voltaire proud, deep and furrow browed.
Uncanny and so clever,
it's "Our Newest Plan Ever!"

Got tired of whining,
a grander scheme with silver lining,
for every boy and girl.
We can't be responsible,
for all that's wrong with this world.
Starving children in pain,
you can't believe in that God.
The world's not spinning your way,
does every dog still get his day?

Five Iron's comments
I know this song is kind of hard to understand. So without spoon-feeding you answers, it's about anyone that looses their objectivity to their human nature. It's about all of us that have ever thought that our small minds could come up with a plan greater and more perfect than God's.


Lyrics: Reese Roper
Music: Scott Kerr and Dennis Culp