THE SCENES THEY NEVER WANTED YOU TO SEE 10

"Bitch, bitch, bitch! Is that all you ever do, Steve? You bitched about Sarah and now you're bitching that I'm not her! It's called poetic justice, asshole!"



"Oh Courtney, the Singing Bass! You shouldnt have!!"



"Just promise me you'll use lubricant this time..."



Sonny feels ripped off when he realizes that the first two times he married Carly, she had tits.



You have reached Elizabeth Webber. I am not here because I am either takeen classes at PCU, painteen the wind, waiteen tables at Kelly's, workeen at L & B, or stalkeen Jason. I am either stayeen at my Grams' house, Jason's penthouse, or my art studio. I will call you back when I'm not being kidnapped, attacked, or whineen.



"I'm really sorry Vanessa, but other people want screentime too!"



The President of the General Hospital Fan Club offers Tamara Braun a check to disapear.



Halfway through her scene of encouraging Courtney to find happiness with Aj and forget about Jason, Jackie Zeman loses it and insists that this lame storyline will never work without Sarah.



Little does Sonny know that Carly's plan to drive Aj to drink would have worked alot better if she'd been played by Tamara.



Fanfic gone wrong....VERY VERY wrong!!



I have come back from your future to warn you...give up now..you'll never win in a storyline against Vanessa.



Jason & Carly: The Teenage Years.



Will you fucking chill out?!? I only touched your nipples by accident!



I'm flying, Jack! I'm flying!



Pray for Rain

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