THE SCENES THEY NEVER WANTED YOU TO SEE 11

It's okay, Carly...don't be frightened.
For the last fucking time! MY NAME IS COURTNEY!!!



Hey Johnny...could you pass Monica an altoid?



Jason Morgan: The Retarded Fonzie of Daytime Television



What happens to all the GH actors who arent in a storyline with Sonny, Jason, Carly, or Brenda.



Look at the brightside Kin, you could be getting screwed to make Thorsten Kaye look good.



The secret love child of Nancy Kerrigan and Quasimodo



Nancy Lee Grahn: Begging for a better storyline.



FF



Somebody please tell me it's fatal and extremely painful...



That's some good fucking blow!!



I Can't Believe It's Not Carly



500 bucks to the person who can tell me who the fuck these people are!



Little Orphan Crack Whore



Quick! Everybody hump Roy!!!



"Steve is MY husband!! You even think about his nipples and I'll blow your fucking brains out!!!"





***Note: As much as I would love to take credit for the Fonzie crack, because it has to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard!!, it was actually made by someone who likes to rip on GH as much as I do -- but is a far superior comedian.
So thanks Steve Burton!

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